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myLot reputation of 70/100. rolcam (12344) 6 years ago

Why did the Romans build straight roads?
So their soldiers
didn't go around the bend!

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put
on his grave?
Rust in peace!

What famous chiropodist ruled England?
William the Corn-cutter!

What English King invented the fireplace?
Alfred the grate!

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school
bus!

 

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1. myLot reputation of 98/100. ossie16d (6321)   6 years ago

Thanks for the laugh. :)


myLot reputation of 87/100. sibananda (4355)  6 years ago

thanks for your response and his posting

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. loved1 (4901)   6 years ago

I like the one about the knight in armour. That is our local high school mascot!

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