Gather Round All My Pagan Friends, And Any Others Who Are In Need Of A Laugh!  

No... you never no if the spell might backfire! ha ha ha

Wow are you a mind reader??? just as I was writhing my post you wrote the same thing hmmmmmmmmm.

I can read all sorts of things, but not minds, I'm afraid. Put it down to intuition! ha ha ha

heheheh, you two would kill me as I almost choked from laughing it out loud :)
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Join the club, Fortunes... I still can't stop laughing when I think about those spells on your butt and the fairy on your front! Hmmmmmmmm, no mention of Tinkerbell! he he

oh man she did it again as i was writing here she post the same thing on my post thats it I am off before she finds out where I have hiden the money I stole from that bank few weeks ago.

Spoooooooky... we have just had a full moon... and it's nothing to do with knickers! ha ha

I that was funny what I read too, who would buy such a thing? that is crazy!

I wouldn't chance it if I were you, Deeeky, especially if the underpants were sown by women with powers! Something might drop off! ha ha ha ha

But then again the powers of the spell may be opposite and reach parts tht other spells cannot reach.

Well, I would guess it might depend on whether the women sewing them were men lovers or men haters. Did you never read any books about Arthur and the sheath Morrigan made for Excalibur?

No I did not please tell.Is that a sheath for what I think it is?

Noooooooo... the sheath was for Excalibur... Arthur's Sword. She sewed it by hand, and wove spells into it... protection spells, nothing more. Calm down, Deeeky, do!

Well you never can tell when they used to make chastity belts for the ladies they could have made chastity sheaths for the men lol lol lol

Didn't they have cod pieces, like Baldrick on Black Adder? Ha ha ha.

Lol... I said the same thing in the first response. Great minds think alike! I guess you could say they would "harness" a lot of energies though, and end up being extremely powerful items of clothing. Sheeeeeeesh, it doesn't bear thinking about, does it! I can't stop laughing... I ache! :)

Sorry, I missed something... if you know the word Skyclad, you'll certainly understand! lol.

Man and here I am getting all dressed up for church in my newest and bestes (or most often than not whats cleenest).

My friend, you're doing a good thing because if the vicar were excited, he would make one mighty mess of the sermon, wouldn't he. So forget the red hat, and let's keep it decent, please. No magic spell knickers in church, either, methinks! lol.

ok on a more serius note. Does it not upsett you when you find these things. Using someones belives (no matter what they are) in a wrong way to make a few $. oh I dont belive there is a factory over in china that makes those garments and people just sit around and put spells on them.

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I didn mean be serius I ment it as joking aside what do you honestly thing sort of way. I like your atitude.

At least with them on you would be better dressed than some of the Hollywood starlets.

Thank you Violeta. I think if you can't laugh at life and yourself sometimes, you're in a sorry state, my friend.

And Oscar, you could have a very valid point there, my friend. lolol

someone should send them to Brittany Spears!

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maybe not but she does need panties!!

Hmmm... better be careful what I say here! ha ha ha

They're not expensive Gabs, at £6.99 per twelve pairs lol. Just the same, I don't think even my granddaughter would wear them at her age and as for the spells... welllllll, who needs em? We have our womanly wiles, don't we? lol.

How have you been trying to get hold of me. I had a darts catastrophe on Thursday/Friday which made me cranky and busy again! I have to call an EGM for 16th October... not only that, secure a venue, type and distribute explanatory letters to all league players, make an agenda and chair the flipping meeting, in the absence of other officers. Great fun, but I could do without it with the league starting next Wednesday. Did you phone? xxx

Oh no I am sorry about that
I hope you get it sorted
Yes I tried to ring and I sent you a Message to as I know that you normally have the ringer of
Love and Hugs xxxxx

Hmmmm, thank you but I didn't receive any message. There again, it might come somewhat late as yesterday, I noticed my message bank was full and had to clear it out. Sorry about that.

I'm sure something will be sorted with the darts... let's face it, if nobody comes forward, they lose their League and I don't think they'll let that happen. :)

Well you are the second one that did not get my Message as someone else did not either so I found out this afternoon a Message I sent this morning never arrived
I hope you do get it all sorted

It still hasn't come into my phone, my friend, but maybe the network is busy or something. I'll keep you posted on that. There have been times when messages haven't come in for a day and a half or something... usually on Sundays and around Christmas and New Year's Eve, but we'll see and I'll let you know.

Is the other person who I think? :)

Yes it is and he still has not got his either and this is not the first time it has happened either I am getting fed up with it lol as it takes my money but does not deliver
Hugs xxxxxxxx

Sorry about that Gabs. Tell me, are you O2?

Nope I am Orange as you know it is hard to get a reception on anything else where I live
Don't worry it must be 2 that are floating in space somewhere now

Yes, it is difficult. I think because the buildings are so high and come in on you, but I did find a spot to point at which works most times. ha ha ha

Well Sweet I have sent you one today and that has not been delivered yet either
I sent it this afternoon to let you know I am not going home till tomorrow
Love you and a big Hug xxxxx

Yes, funny because the spells are not genuine... I would think they're supposed to be humorous but just the same, they're not my thing. What will they come up with next, I wonder.. we've had edible ones in a bottle, disposable paper ones and now these! It beats me what the guys who come up with these ideas, have to do in their lives! :)

Brightest Blessings.

I was sure trhey werent true spels lol. and if they make money at it an dalot maybe we should come up with some thing similar but then might not be a good idea to make fun of wicca or spells that could back fire on someone .
darn and here i thoought we could come up with something to make money off of lol hugs and blessings

I'd stick to the pouches and mojo bags if I were you, Lakota. I really don't think any spell has the same effect if provided by somebody else, because you don't know the real basis of it and your beliefs might not be great enough to make it work. I like to do my own spells and create my own pouches from them... do you agree? I mean, where's the power in somebody else's spell? xxx

Good point I See know reason for someone else to do the spell but I might want a shaman to do the blessings of it

Hmmm... perhaps I used a wrong word there and didn't really explain myself properly.

What I don't agree with is buying spells that others have prepared from ingredients they've obtained from a third party, because your energies haven't been incorporated in their preparation, if you see what I mean.

I mean, dressing the candle, and consecrating and cleaning your spell ingredients to my mind, is very important, and gives the spell your own powers, with no negatives... if you buy a spell from A. N. Other, it will hold their powers, and in the transition, will pick up negativity, so the power is lost somewhat. I prefer to prepare my own ingredients... even down to cutting the herbs, and preparing the incenses used, because in doing so, you focus your intent, which again is most important. Even down to the blessing of the results of the spell, I like to do myself because I am aware then that my own and my Goddess's energies, plus the energies of the Universe have gone into the blessing. I know the Sharman is a very wise and healing man, but I still have this thing about knowing what's been put into a spell. I feel more comfortable with it that way, and I've had some very odd experiences after working spells in my mood changes, my feelings etc., from which I think I can draw whether the spell has been successful.

Sorry... that's a bit of a book, my friend, but I don't know sometimes how to put my feelings and beliefs into words.

Thank you Lakota, you've given me a good idea for a new discussion. :)

that is a ver ygood discription of what you want in your spells is al your energies and no one elses make s since to me
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AS fo rthe shaman blessings its the ones that goesinto the tailsman or amulet they have prepard for you and . I just dont have a shaman
SO no aumlet.
. So to me I have to keep it all in my head and not let anyone in to know it. does that make since to you?

your welcome and hugs

Yes, it does make sense to me and from what I understand most all talismans have been formerly blessed. But, I still bless them myself on receipt. Normally the person you purchase the talisman from will insist on this anyway. It adds your own personal energies for protection, or whatever purpose the talisman is for. There will often be instructions included for you to follow.

yup that would be a good idea to bless them ourselves to be the way we want them to be.
hugs

now that i have looked at your knickers I had a diferent pic. in minf the ones that comes to the knees lololol

Ha ha ha... we call them knickerbockers or pantaloons! OMG... don't start me off again. I was in pain with laughing last night! ha ha ha. I'm going off to find you a pic! ha ha.

These were all I could find which are actually, quite pretty compared to the monstrosities I had in mind. ha ha ha. These are from a vintage ranch ladies' range, in a U.S. catalogue.:) Cute, huh?

yup and really what I had in my mind lol glad ya got a big laugh out of my thoughtslololol thanks for the pic. hugs

You're very welcome, and thank you for the laugh. :)

yuor welcome and thanks .)

I discussed these ads in a discussion a while back Darkwing..and they are amusing for sure...but there are no knickers that will fix what I got goin on in this household for sure..:)*
Ty for sharing this...great stuff!

Yes, there are some funny ads on E-Bay, and I suppose they gear the ones on Mylot to your listed interests, but that really took the biscuit. I couldn't help but venture in there and have a look, and laugh... I was in fits, for ages... tears rolling down my cheeks, and some quite humorous comments to keep me laughing for at least an hour, because I just had to share it. Sometimes we need to laugh at life to lighten the mood.

Brightest Blessings my dear friend. x

I wish I'd kept the ad so I could check and see if they were bought. lol. I might try clicking on the pic I downloaded to see if it takes me back to E-Bay. I'm interested to see whether somebody might believe in the power of spell knickers! ha ha ha

I do buy some things from E-Bay but I'm quite careful about what I buy, and how much I bid. I'll only buy it if it's a reasonable price with the shipping included as some charge a low price for an item and lump on oodles of shipping costs. I do find E-Bay fun, but sometimes it can be quite a time consuming task finding what you want, at a price you want to pay.

Brightest Blessings my friend.

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Of all the odd items I've seen on E-Bay, these take the biscuit, lol, and why they thought a person of my beliefs might require such an item goes way beyond my level of understanding. Do I look green? ha ha ha

I find it much simpler to carry a small pouch, or even put it on a cord around my neck! :)

Brightest Blessings.

I agree, it is a rather creative item. Its so creative its actually almost a little creepy....

Unless of course your primary language is English and the knickers made in China may bear spells in that language. Ha ha ha! At least, you'd know the back from the front I guess... fairy on the front... spell on the back. lmpo

they want a better gimmick they could throw in a wash themselves spell! LOL

Lol... that's a good idea! :)