What Do You Do With Soap Slivers?

Showers in calf deep water sounds more like a bath with a high faucet, casablynn.

Oh, I hope that your mum doesn't see this response and banish you from the internet for another five days, xboxboy! She may not understand that you really leave the slivers at the bottom of the bath so that she can more easily wash the bottom of her feet!

sorry! she is at the saturday bridge club and i sneaked a bottle of cider!

my dad is watching the football with a crate of lager! oh! the wonder of a saturday night!

dang thats a bit harsh

For me, the liquid soap would be a lot of fun, Calais. So slippery and all that.

Since you had the courtesy to reply to my discussion, I'll ask you what do you do with the last drop of liquid soap that just refuses to come out?

...that just refuses to come out no matter how much you pump?

After Im tiring of pumping, I just give up and upturn the thing, so it can just drip out..

It's good to hear that you are not wasteful, Calais. I knew you would want every last drop.

why would you ever tire of pumping? surely the last drop will come out if you pump hard enough?

Calais, kindly refer to my response, below, for an application that may fit your desire for entertaining activities with the aforementioned slivers.

And, by the way, it is good to see you.

diecaster

When that happens with me, I just unscrew the pump and shake the remaining soap out.

I actually have a couple of soap slivers left in the shower. I use those as backup when I run out of liquid soap until I can buy a new bottle.

oh no, I never waste...lol... But the mushing sounds great and the projectiles even better..There would be a lot of shooting in there..

oh gosh calais! you sound a saucy devil!! i knew an auntie who pumped all night long and always managed to get the last drop!

Well persistance pays off...I sometimes can just get frustrated and want the soap then and there at once..

Persistence does pay off, Calais! I applaud your handiwork!

Hey, just had a thought.....Maybe roll them into little balls and have a game of marbles in the shower....

How come when I come to visit theses discussions, I get such vivid images that has nothing to do with soap? HMMM

LMAO....Im blaming the boys, they always start trouble..

Shesh Calais, I hear ya:)) I am just beginning to understand how perverted bears, rocks and disco dancing divas really are!

LOL....And they put such an innocent act on....

Who, me????

see this is the kind of fun I have been missing! How come it is always when I am not around they happen these days! Thanks for making me laugh guys! xxx

This is one of the longest and most funniest discussion that i've seen kept up. Thanks guys. i will never look at my soap again without thikning back to this discussion.

oh I used to love to squish it between my fingers when I was a child, did not understand why mother did not appreciate my artwork - it felt so creamy and good - and besides I WAS getting clean, right? even between my fingers.

but, what I think I liked more than squishing between my fingers was when it fell to the shower stall floor and I got to squish it between my toes. a little better smelling than squishy the cow manure between them, after all!

Staying clean is the most important thing, including all those nook and cranny spots....lol..

So, you use a soft soap, suspenseful? Do you ever squish it between your fingers or make shapes out of it?

Ah, diecaster, I am familiar with the 'mashing' the soap sliver into the new bar, and smoothing it in so that there is no way to tell where one soap ends and another begins...sort of like the idea of two people becoming one flesh, eh?

However, I am in awe of your recreation using said slivers. You are to be commended, dear friend. I regret that I have nothing new to add to your response, but you have nearly left me speechless, and, I admit, I need to run to my own showering space and test out this amazing activity. I may be in the shower for some time, as I have just opened a new bar of soap, and so I will need to bathe for a few hours so as to make a new soap sliver.

Transdisc, my dear friend, what an opportunity you have before you!

In an effort to retain the PG rating of my response, I omitted the following: (Warning: rated R for violence!)

A NEW bar of soap presents a projectile that, when launched USING THE PALMS OF THE HANDS, can obtain a velocity and the foot pounds of energy that will create a considerable amount of havoc within the confines of the shower environment! While accuracy is somewhat limited, like a shotgun, aiming in the general direction of the target usually results in at least minor damage, if not total destruction of the target. However, please be warned, it is not advisable to use the foot on floor method of launch with a new bar of soap.

Be careful but have fun!

Children under 12, do not try this at home. I am a professional, and have years of experience, including multiple combat scenarios in sport locker rooms and fraternity houses.

diecaster

Your children sound like modern day Michelangelo's, vicki2876. As the wise one who responded above you said, when I attempt to sculpt with soap, the best I can do is make something that looks like it came out of my nose...

rotflol

For me, the soap gets too small when I become afraid that I may lose it on my person, OreoCookie3.;)

Scents may be more popular, discodiva, but flavored soaps sure do seem like a good idea.

I usually save up all of my soap slivers and sculpt them in life size replicas of some of history's most famous artists.

When I saw the word sculpt,my mind got ahead of me,lol

If one sang vigorously in the shower while sud-sing up would that be called a soap opera?

Rotflmao LMAO Hickusdickus

If hickusdickus ever sang vigorously in the shower it means he is doing something else vigorously and would be in violation of noise ordinances and obscenity laws.

That is one of the saddest stories I have ever heard, Katlady2! For your husband to throw away your artwork like that causes my heart to weep for you. Might I suggest that you mold these masterpieces around a bit of twine, and give them to him to wear as jewelry that can also be used to bathe himself? I'm sure that he would have more appreciation for your hard work then!

Hey! I like that idea! And then, at work, if he needs to wash off the chemical fertilizer, he won't need to look far for some soap to clean up with! Love it! LOL

Oh Katlady!!
You truly are a tortured artist!I hope your husband appreciates your efforts one day!:)

HUGS

You certainly have convinced me that you are not at all wasteful, OURDEW!