Flies without wings

Let us not forget the pungent aromas that could be let loose to pollute the atmosphere.

Because "ladies" know how to keep their pants on.
So he should not have limited it just to men and and "butch" women, he should have included reference to sluttie girls as well.
I'm sure he meant no offense. That term does not mean the same thing to everyone.

In this day and age being a butch girl could mean there is something in there that could fall out.

Well actually that would be a transvestite, or a she-male. A butch girl would be more like Dani on A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, or Melissa Etheridge. And with the new styles of low wasted pants, flys fallin open without notice is a problem for everyone, even ladies, in high fashion Seven Jeans, you see the low waste makes for a short zipper that sits straight against the lower abdomen, instread of curveing up toward the waist, with no curve on the zipper and the fac tthat it is very short, they can sometimes come open just from the movement of walking and so have to be checked regularly. The answer for this I came up with a few years ago:

Take a key ring and hook it throught the little hole in the zipper tap, when you zip up your pants, before you button them, slip the key ring over the buttonm so that once the button is done up, the zipper is held up and CANNOT come down until you undo the button and unhook the key ring from it.

That's a great idea! If I ever lose enough of my baby weight (I had a baby 2 1/2 months ago and am still kind of chubby) to squeeze back into my jeans I'll have to try it out.
Thanks for sharing.

Key ring in the zipper, what a fantastic idea. Us old farts with erectile dysfunction could use it to help our aim in the boys room when our arthritic fingers can't get grip and there are no butch girls around to give us a hand.

They might be in for a small surprise, the reason I call it the coffin is because everything in there died long ago.

roflmao!!!

Well Lounge, I would imagine that you would do this on purpose, just to see how much attention you could get. hehe!

Kids are just funny arent they?? If she only knew, she would not have said you could teach him a thing or two. No offense! lol

Bay

When you speak of jets, only one thought comes to my old shriveled brain. Why would I want to cool my jets, its the most fun thing left in life for me to do. There is nothing more gratifying than firing the afterburners and watch too see whose nose goes into spasms.

Well Bay - you never know - it might have just been me that was confused and her that was more clever. Children are very precocious these days you know.
Clemors - I do so agree that some things really can be rather fun, but some people just don't 'get it' and I'd rather not spend a night in jail for 'cooling my jets' in public having been arrested for public lewdness. How boring this old world can be.

Just imagine being in a packed jail cell with a gut full of broccoli and bean burritos. The results could rehabilitate all but the most hardened. I bet they would all make bail real quick or chip in to get you bailed out.

Congrats on your star dude! Way to go. As for a gut full of brocolli and beans - now there's a thought. I will make sure the next time I'm out painting the town red with my buddies that a stop at the old roadhouse diner is on the agenda so that when we all get arrested for drunk and disorderly, the local fuzz will think twice about bothering us the next time. lol I live in a small town with only one jail cell open to the office. If I'm going to fart up the place, everyone gets it! lol

loungeact, You better beware, their are some pretty big dudes that would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing.

The coffin is where I used to keep a stiff, but after all this time every thing in there has died and it certainly is not welcome in heaven and it smells to bad for hell.

Well thank you so much for turning me off for the day.....I dont think I will be able to erase the image you just put in my brain. LOL

Bay xx

Well I always try to be helpful, now that you are turned off you can concentrate on getting your house work done right after you shovel out the stalls.

No, there is no house work today, its the weekend. My work for the day is a trip to the grocery store and cooking something for supper. Thats it, thats all Im doing.:D

You must do more and demonstrate that you are a worthy mate. Now get busy!

Nope! Not til Monday when the rest of the world starts working again. Im off! hehe

The last time my boner made a tent everybody told me I had a wrinkle in my pants.

Are you insinuating that I am a flasher. I am afraid being a flasher is not in the cards for me, nobody would notice.

Just what do you mean by "butch" girls?
Are you insinuating that only "butch" girls wear pants?
What are you, racist?

Lol, soon he's going to be wearing a hospital gown with a flap in the back so he won't have to worry about it.
He could tie a string around his finger or stick a Post It note on it that says "Zip me!', "Remember me", or "Don't forget".