If You Were A Gardener In a Nudist Colony  

omg goodie- lmao!

What is the matter Skinnychick.

I was going to ask you how this could be, Goodie, but I think I figured it out!

Okay please tell what have you figured out Trans.

HEY i think i got it, i was confused at first, then, not wearing a bra right now, i suddenly got sad and understood!

I dare not say any more than I've already said on the grounds I may incriminate myself. (After all, Goodie, there's a bidding war afoot on another discussion and I don't need to sully the high reputation I have.)

Sissy Sweetie are okay, you got sad not wearing a bra.


Trans all I can say is, you could have said anything you liked about me.

well goodie you confused me now.. it be past my bedtime when that happens as often as its happening now!

Well Sissy this is what you said

HEY i think i got it, i was confused at first, then, not wearing a bra right now, i suddenly got sad and understood!

See you were sad and not wearing a bra

But i wanted to know if the same reason i was sad was the same reason you didnt' want to use the lawn mower!

Goodie your hilarious!

The girls have flown the coup and went south!!!! Young'uns

Oh thank you Sissy you see I was confused also.
Yes that is why, now I am an old lady things have gone south.

Oh but hey I just had a thought.
I could velcro them to my ankles and still use the mower.

heheh or duct tape them up, think the nudist would consider duct tape clothing, or would they make an exception for us ?

Velcro? HA!

Oh Sissy a young whipper snapper like you should not need duct tape.

well, they have gone before their time then, i blame it on my child and her not wanting to give up the booob! and possible the huge weight gain when i was preg last time and then the loss of the weight....

I think maybe I might need to change that to duct tape Trans.

Hey I have used the duck tape thing a few times when a dress was not fitting right... its a grand trick!

Was it too tight around your ankles Angel.ROFLMAO

I bet the duct tape would work well with my hair discssion as well.. I mean.. yea..

rotflmao No goodie, the bodice buckles and the ladies needed to stand out just a little bit firmer :))) LMAO

Look at all the money people would save instead of paying big bucks for wax.

OUCH sis LMAO thats too much like waxing for me.

I thought you just wanted to keep them out of the way of your hem.

Angel, your the ones that actually used the tape! *giggleS* didn't it hurt to take it off?! I would imagine it WOULD!!!

lol goodie!

rotflmao GOODIE! Yeah Sissy it is kinda hard to get the tape off. Your body is warm and you know duct tape really sticks. Every time I have used it, I get a rash from the adhesive. But for a few hours I look fabulous and the girls headlights at attention just like in my 20's LMAO

Considering I was going to strap mine to my ankles do you think I could get mine to look like yours did Angel with a bit of duct tape

rotflmao uh huh :))) I will show you how goodie :))) Might have to roll them up some but we can make it work!

We could do them like a hair bun.

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Good Night Sissy

See you went off without me again you girls! Why do I have to live in the opposite time zone? lol xxx

Oh we are sorry. But dont worry because it is now nighttime for me, in a couple of hours I will be off to bed.
Then you will be all playing without me.

ROFLMAO x one million! Oh, Goodie, I am laughing so hard, I'm absolutely crying! No kidding! A Mower!!!!! Tape them to your ankles! Oh, please!!!!! Don't want to cut your nipples off!!! This one is just too much for me! It's the biggest laugh I've gotten yet on the Lot and I've gotten some mighty big ones. Laughs, I mean! Roll them up like a bun!

Angel, the duct tape hurts way too much. I've recently discovered the world of bras that actually fit right and my girls are standing proud and showing off that cleavage for all they're worth! Ever try one of those 'gel'type bras that are only cups? HA, HA, HA! I did once, and got such a laugh I almost peed. What a joke! They didn't even come close to fitting into those cups! Well, I've bought 'up' from there now, but I'm still not going to try one of those again!

LMAO yes Nova I have tried them too. I did get a size bigger then I needed, I was warned about how little they were. Anyway I had them on and half an hour later the adhesive was coming off. Thank god I was still home. Can you imagine walking into a dinner party and having your boob fall out onto the floor? Nope Duct tape works just fine :)) even the rash is worth it LMAO

Instead of using duct tape or valcro why don't you conside just slinging your boobs over your shoulders and tieing them in the back. That way they are out of the way of the lawn mower, and you do not have to worry about the duck tape rash.
My grandmother always said she will put them up in pin curls. I have never heard of folding them up.
I have to say I have been sitting here laughing the whole time reading your posts.

Do your boobs hang low, do they wabble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot,can you tie them in a bow?

Do they rest upon your knee when you sit to take a pee?

Do your boobs hang low?


Sung to the tune of "Do your ears hang low"

I don't know.... If I'm ever bedridden I'd just as soon my wifes boobs sag.... they'll be easier to reach.

Oh my you guys this is all just soooooooooooo funny!!!!

"Do they sit upon your knee when you go to take a pee"
"They'd be easier to reach"!!!LMAO

Priceless Cheesehater! Simply priceless!!!!

Thanks so much for the entertainment here as always my dear Goodie :)

~Heavens~

OMG. ROFLMAO! I'm so sorry I'm late here, but I was fighting with my computer AGAIN! Boy, I wish we had sound here, because you'd hear me truly laughing my @$$ off!

Okay, Angel - I never even got out of my dressing room with them on, I laughed so hard at the sight of my boobs in the thing, I couldn't stand it! Never again! No duct tape either. Hurts TOO bad! Like I said, I'm sticking to the bras-that-fit-right and my cleavage is just grand, thankyouverymuch! Wanna see a picture?

teapotmomma, I never heard of putting them up in pin-curls, but I'm frankly surprised that my gramma didn't suggest that for herself back in the day.

Cheese - I've heard that camp song, even sung it myself a few times, but never, no never have I heard it sung quite that way! Priceless. And just fyi, although tmi, my boobs still point forward, at least my nipples do when I'm sitting up straight! They're lower, mind you, but they still point to the front! My greatest pride! lolololololololol

Hey, Angel, youngn's my @$$! You've just had them sucked on by too many babies! I didn't have that, um, pleasure!

Oh great! Guess what song I've got stuck in my head now????

Rotflmao LMAO

Cheesey thank you for that....Now it will be stuck all day.

Nova, regarding the duct tape. I have a couple of cocktail dresses that cling. When I put on a bra even a strapless wonder bra it still shows bra marks across my back. When you go to that much trouble to look nice, you want the whole package to work. You want to look sensational. I am like you the girls don't swing around my neck but they just don't stand firm and strong anymore. I feel self consciouses with out a bra because of that.. so duct tape placed and hidden does that trick for me LMAO... Chit LMAO I hope the guys are getting an education. They might have some sympathy for what women go through to look nice for them!

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Well lookie here, everyone came out to play while poor little me was sleeping.
I was trying to think of Pin curls yesterday, I think that is a better method then folding.
Afterall once folded I may have to iron the fold creases out.
Thank you so much for the song Cheese.
The version I heard was not about ears it was DOYOURBALLSHANGLOW.
Poor Trans has lead such a sheltered life in his cave out in the forest, I feel he will never be the same again.

Yes, Goodie, I fear that I am now warped for life!

I'm sorry Trans, but you see where ever I go, my merry little band follow.

Trans you would not want to go nacked around your goats. I do not need to say more. ROFLMAF

Whoa. Damn visuals!

Visual....woohoo...I need a drink....

And thank you once again for Best Response Trans.

LMAO!!
Good answer!

You know, Angel, I was going to use, 'Hoe' in my list of possible tools, but I had a feeling someone else would bring it up. :)

I am so glad I did not disappoint :)))

I'd stay away from almost all the tools... I might use some hand tools... I think I'd prolly use the hoe a couple of times a day though.

cheesey so you like HOein'? I have always found it back breaking work myself :)))

Oh, Cheesy, you give me such a visual! I would say that I'd be your hoe, but, well.............

heeheee! This is a good one, zu!!

What's really sad is I thought up this discussion months ago -- I mean MONTHS -- and I've been saving it for a rainy day. It's raining here now.

This is one crazy discussion and I have been cracking up laughing. I love your response. After reading your response I would have to say the weedeater would be the one I would not use. I don't have a lot of control myself. My husband tells me I am a accident waiting to happen.

Oh wow, now that's a thought, skinnychick!

LOL- thank you thank you very much!

skinny chick, I couldn't agree with you more...:)

Skinnychick, I am laughing so hard I woke the dog up. I would not think of this one.

LOL- When I was writing it I wasn't sure if I should have put it on but it was the first thing that came to mind---I keep laughing too but it's true for me anyway. :) I'm glad I could give you a chuckle!

OMG SkinnyChick ROFLMAO

:)

Skinny could you imagine if you have hemorrides? I am sooooooooooooo sorry I had to say it.

Has Trans marked a best response- that is one of the funniest things I have ever read- Tea! Someone had to say it! :) ROFLMAO

Why not just drive a tractor, pola?

maybe I can drive very tall truck, so no one can see me...lol

This is a horrible story, raychill. Just horrible.

What if you had to take the job to provide your family (or your cat) with the clothes on their backs!

I stand firmly in the fact that I would not work in a nudist colony...ever.
And if I did take the job, I'd somehow figure out how to sue them because they shouldn't force you to garden nude.

I would find another way to care for my cat. Even if I had to work at McDonalds.

Sissy wouldn't the out door picnic table work to have your lunch, even in the nude?

if its a wooden table i wouldnt think so.. SPLINTERS HELLO?!!

You make a lot of great points, Sissygirl. I will be very surprised if you manage to make it through this whole discussion while being serious.

I would think you would have very tough knees, so that one's not gonna' fly with me.

I guess how tough you knee's are would depend on what type of occupation you had before the gardeners job....

rotflmao Sissy your sitting on it not giving it a lap dance :)))

Angel, Would you really chance getting splinters in your cheeks ? i mean, who's going to dig em out for you? that would be an embarressing trip to the doc office wouldnt it if they got infected...

You mean like being a carpet layer?

Trans, yes, that could be one ;) *tries to keep a straight face*

Sugar you are talking to a woman who last summer fell out of a hay loft doing her husband and broke her coccyx (tailbone). What do you think?

Have you had many jobs that require you to be on your knees, Sissygrl?

Okay angel, i'm willing to bet then you could care less if you have a splintery bum, but some of us would! I guess worse could happen. . Like it could be metal seating in the heat.. oooch.

ps thanks for using lamemens terms about the tailbone, you are starting to know be well, i wouldnt have known what that is,, and i would have been asking.

Sissy your a riot!

Trans, no.. i haven't.. but i am trying to think of another one that you would need to be on your knee's for and there is only one other i can think of!!

Laying wood? I've done that a good bit and it can be tough on the knees, but the knees toughen up eventually.

Well that's good to know trans.. good to KNOW.. lol

Well Sissy Hey just think of the fun you could have working on your knees.
Lots of people walking up behind you and giving you a big ................err surprise.

heehaHAHAAHAAHA

rotflmao D @ the noise :)))

and i left out some of the ickier and even more embarrassing things that could happen.

I was going to say a rake, too....really because it was the only tool I could think of. LOL But, I couldn't figure out why I wouldn't want to use one naked. Unless I sat on the bottom end of it or something?

One must always beware of the company one keeps when keeping the grounds, CurlyRed.

LOL! Duh....to me. "Rake"

It would still hurt to sit on one! :-P

Oh, someonesmom! You should have had a disclaimer at the top that said don't read while drinking or eating....LOL!!!! ;)

OMGosh! I don't know how to respond, other than telling you I have a big goofy grin on my face as I read this!

Sorry, dfn, I'll try to remember this in the future. hehehe.

Did you say 'Goofy,' Transdisc?;)

Excellent choice Mom!!!
I agree that they would get watered but they would probably die!! (Too acidic) LOL So, yes, for the safety of the plants and all involved be sure not to use the hose or the watering can and no sprinklers either!! the gardener is supposed to care for the plants...not kill them!

~Heavens~

You're so right, heavenschild. "Too acidic." I hadn't even thought of that.;)

Yes, please look out for the best interest of the plants.....
So, I guess they will have to wait until it rains to get watered! ;)

~Heavens~

It looks like they will.:)