I am sick and tired of junk mail  

I am so tired of getting junk mail in my email accounts, especially Yahoo. Why do they feel they have to send me information on male enhancement and Viagra ads? If I need something like that then my husband won't be with me any longer.
What about the ads from the drug companies offering this drug or that?
Then along come the ads that want to give me credit cards, 1000's of dollars in money, ahh hello, they haven't checked my credit lately! My banker almost fell out of his chair when I walked in and told him I wanted a loan. Hey I figured if the internet people want to help me, maybe he would too. Guess he didn't see it my way.
What about those ads from "You have one classmate looking for you". Oh wow, heck if I wanted to look for my class of 72, I just need to go to the closet pub. That's where most hang out. No thank you, I'll stay home, not that interested in seeing what they look like now. I did that at our 30th class reunion, stayed 15 minutes, then left. Rather scary night!
And last but not least, if I have won as much money as they say I have from all over the world, I would be sitting here typing this from some ocean front property, waiting for a steak to be cooked!
This is a message from me to all of those companies that are so kind in wanting to help me out. Don't. I'm happy and fine just as I am.