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| That’s Portly, Husky, Adipose, and Tall. All are variations and uses of the word fat that I’ve seen on clothing sizes recently. Okay, except for adipose, and adipose means a collection of fatty tissue and what is a large collection of fatty tissue? A fat person. I am fat. I am not big or tall, or portly or plus-sized, I’m not related to the Queen so I can’t be king-sized. Fat kids aren’t husky or big-boned, or petite plus… they’re fat. I am fat because I eat too much. I eat too much because I’m expected to eat everything on my plate. Leftovers is a four-letter word. Clean your plate now. There are starving children in Africa who don’t have food like this for dinner. We were told this if we didn’t eat all our liver and Brussels sprouts. Well, I wouldn’t wish liver and Brussels sprouts on starving children in Africa, so there. We deserve our break today. We can have it our way. Thank God It’s Friday. Get four for five dollars. Super-size your meal. Surrender to your hunger. The food pyramid is a joke and spaces on it are paid for like billboard spots. Who knows what’s good for you and what’s not. In one day I saw two news reports about drinking milk. The first said too much milk caused cancer. The second released not two hours later said milk helped prevent cancer. We have a TV channel that features nothing but 24 hours of food. Cooks have become celebrities. Bobby Flay. Emeril. Wolfgang Puck. Rachel Ray. Paula Dean. I’ve heard all the fat jokes too. I’ve told a good many of them. I answer, “what’s shakin’?” with “all four cheeks and a couple of chins.” If I wear a Goodyear hat I’m mistaken for the blimp. It takes a train and two buses to get on my good side. I didn’t used to be fat. I was the skinny kid once and I heard all the skinny kid jokes too. I only had one stripe in my pajamas. I had to run around in the shower just to get wet. If I stuck out my tongue and turned sideways I’d look like a zipper. If I drank a red pop I’d look like a thermometer. In 2001 during the airline crisis Delta Airlines released a statement saying the reason it had entered into Chapter 11 bankruptcy was due in part to the $275 million extra dollars they spent in fuel costs carting fat people around the country. This is based on Delta’s calculations that an average sized man stands 5’10” tall and weighs 165 pounds and not 6’2” and 285. I was 5’10” when I was twelve. Fat people are being discriminated against everywhere. We are being penalized for our size. We are charged $2.00 more for clothes at Wal-Mart. Our shoes are crammed way into the back down the last aisle at the bottom of the farthest shelves and the style selection looks like something out of 1981. Fat people are easy to please. We’re jolly. We aren’t any trouble at all. We don’t waste a lot of time at restaurants scrutinizing the menu nor do we make the waitress recite the day’s specials. We know what we want before we sit down. We want the buffet. But then you stick us in booths with immoveable tables and then stand there and watch us try to squeeze in. What do you want to do, saw us in half? I have to stand at parties. There’s no way I’m sitting in that lawn chair. I don’t fly much anymore. When I traveled last year part of the trip included one of those small commuter jets with two seats on one side and one seat on the other. Fat people seating. Two fifteen year olds on the right and one fat guy on the left. I needed a shoehorn to fit into my seat and God help me when I tried to fasten my seatbelt. The stewardess came by and discreetly asked if I wanted a seatbelt extension. I looked at her, mortified. The plane was so small everybody heard her anyway. I said, “Lady, if we crash, does it really matter if I’m not wearing my seatbelt? I’ll be easy to identify in the wreckage. Wherever this seat goes, I’m going with it.” People wouldn’t act this way if they knew I had the body of a god. Too bad it’s Buddha. Hey, like the fat kid in dodge ball, I’m out. | | | | | |
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1. cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Fat people should be called fat because that's what fat people are. They're fat. They're not large; they're not stout, chunky, hefty, or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs are big-boned. These people are not necessarily obese, either. Obese is a medical term. And they're not overweight. Overweight implies there is some correct weight. There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are. They're fat. I offer no apology for this. It is not intended as criticism or insult. It is simply descriptive language. I don't like euphemisms. Euphemisms are a form of lying. Fat people are not gravitationally disadvantaged. They're fat. I prefer seeing things the way they are, not the way some people wish they were. | | | | | | |
miamilady (2490)
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4 years ago
| | "Euphemisms are lies." You gotta come see my discussion on lies and trust! lol I may have just broken a mylot guidline. oopsie! | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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4 years ago
| | I want to count and see how many times you said fat in that paragraph. Nine times. | | | |
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ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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4 years ago
| | Crap I missed one. Damn. I did. You're right. 10 fats. What I dislike is all the words and such that people now substitute for fat. I saw Husky sized the other day. What is husky sized anyway? I'm visualizing a fat snow dog. | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Boys have always been husky even since I was a little girl. Now to make 6th graders feel better about themselves they have girls clothes that go up to XXXL. My 11 year old is fat. And she feels better wearing my womens size 12 pants then having to be 20 PLUS jeans and XXXL shirt for girls. No wonder there are so many anorexic teens in America. Someone needs to hunt down Mary Kate and Ashleigh and feed them brownie batter until they gain 10 pounds. | | | |
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2. miamilady (2490)
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4 years ago
| | I was the "fat one" in my family when I was growing up. I was reminded of this recently when my mom was in ICU, of all places and someone had brought takeout to the waiting room and my dad, apparently not realize I could hear him, made a comment about me being the fat one. I said "Thanks Dad!" and chuckled. I'm not obese. I don't think I'm really "fat", but I'm not thin either. My sisters were downright SKINNY when we were growing up. I did have a bit of a complex about it. I've often thought that it's a miracle I didn't become anorexic or bulimic from my families attitude toward weight. It didn't happen because, I like food so I won't starve myself and i HATE throwing up, so bulemia is out of the question. I try to eat in moderation. I do indulge sometimes. Life is too short to obsess about anything, including diet. People who don't like how I look, can move on. I've never focused on peoples weight much. Maybe not "never" but rarely. I learned early on that a persons weight is such a small reflection of who the person is as a whole. It's a shame more people in the world don't realize that. People put way to much focus on a person outer appearance rather than what is in their mind and heart. The way I see it is that if people want to focus on shallow, they will end up with shallow. That's fine by me. It leaves the real people free to get to know eachother better. | | | | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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4 years ago
| | I was skinny for the longest time. I was tired of being skinny. I was an athlete. Then when those days were done I became sedentary. I got hurt. All the old sports injuries and a couple other non sports injuries caught up with me. I couldn't get around like I used to. Everything changed but my eating habits. This was supposed to be my typical tongue-in-cheek rant, but I don't think it ended up being very funny. | | | |
miamilady (2490)
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4 years ago
| | It was somewhat funny, but it's hard to make a touchy subject funny. I think somewhere in the middle you lost me. | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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4 years ago
| | Somewhat funny. Well, that's a start. Hey... sometimes it works. Sometimes it don't. Maybe I've gone to the well one time too many with the whole fat issue. | | | |
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3. PamE53 (1539)
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4 years ago
| | Oh my lands, what a way to start my morning. I really enjoyed your article. Have you seen where Targets describe us blessed people as "The Over Extended" size? I personally prefer to describe myself as fluffy or a marshmallow. Hey I worked hard to look like I do. Alot of money went into this shape! I know I should loose alot of weight, but at the age of 54, I don't need to look like a model, I feel healthy and except for the fibro, I am alright. I don't fly, and it looks like I wouldn't be able to. Imagine a woman 5'7" and weighing over 225 #'s. They would really have to pay alot for fuel to cart me around. I wasn't a heavy child. In my teen years, I was 5'71/2 and weighed appx 125# from 8th grade to 12th. My father and step mother, constantly told me I was fat, so I believed them. Yes I'm fat, will I change no. I kind of like being the way I am. Thanks for writing this. I'm fat and beautiful! Even at 54! | | | | | | |
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4. lotterylover (7441)
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4 years ago
| | You are a good writer. I am 6ft 2inches or more depending on how I stand. I weigh around 375 lbs and sometimes less. I just don't really know as the scales keep bouncing around while I am standing on it. I don't like to wear seatbelts because they restrict my movement and I feel that I would probably be safer being throw out of a car as I would just bounce anyway. 3 men my wife knew back in college were suppose to be in good health are now dead. She doesn't understand what happened to them. I have always been overweight. My brother has been overweight since college days and a diabetic although not as bad as I am and he is 75. This is older than my father and my father-in-law when they died. Neither one were overweight or diabetic. Cancer got one and heart attack got the other. | | | | | | |
ORyansBelt2012 (2111)
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4 years ago
| | Other than blood pressure and the fear of being diabetic, I don't get sick. I don't get colds, flu, viruses, any of that. I just don't get sick. I'm 50 and obviously a prime candidate to drop dead where I stand, but I seem to be the type to dodge all those bullets (knock wood). I went to the doctor and in my blood work they said I had the make up of a man 100 lbs lighter. No cholestorol issues, all that other stuff was okay. So go figure. | | | |
lotterylover (7441)
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4 years ago
| | I was pretty strong at 50ty but started downhill shortly after that. | | | |
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5. MsTickle (12901)
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4 years ago
| | Hey....I'm PHAT too. Pretty hot and tempting so there. Nah nah nah nah nah nah. | | | | | | |
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