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myLot reputation of 96/100. kwenge (1348)   ranked 345 out of 6,279 in sex 4 years ago

This one might be deleted by mylot but I just want to share with you.

A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating
panties made her faint with pleasure

The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing a pair of
battery-operated passion panties, bought from a sex
shop, while she did her shopping, according to the
British tabloid The Sun

But she got so stimulated by the 6 centimetre
vibrating bullet in her panties that she lost
consciousness

She fell and hit her head in the crowded supermarket
in Swansea, Wales

When paramedics arrived, they found her black
imitation leather knickers still buzzing

They took them off before an ambulance took her to
hospital

The woman, whose identity has been kept private,
suffered no long lasting ill-effects

And as she left the hospital, a paramedic gave her
back the passion panties in a plastic bag

A spokesman for the Asda supermarket chain told The
Sun: "We like to think shopping with us is exciting
enough already"

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I am still laughing.

 

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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. ebsharer (2481)   ranked 72 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

That is too funny! I'm sitting here at work while reading this and I couldn't help it to laugh out loud. My boss of course wanted to know what was so funny. So I read it to him he too laughed out loud (good thing my boss isn't a prude) anyway thanks for the laugh and I hope mylot doesn't delete this!


myLot reputation of 96/100. kwenge (1348)   ranked 345 out of 6,279 in sex  4 years ago

Oh my, you have a nice boss! But this thing made me laugh and it can make even a prude to laugh out loud.
I hope they don't delete it.
Thanks for your response.


myLot reputation of 91/100. sudiptacallingu (8859)  4 years ago

ebsharer sure does have a nice boss. Mine would have booted my out of office if he came to know that I am at mylot or for that matter somebody is chatting on the net, using ‘HIS’ office equipments and electricity!

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2. myLot reputation of 93/100. CanadaGal (1628)   ranked 112 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

LMAO! That's great!!!

Reminds me of a strap on item for purchase at a "Fantasia" party I went to last year. There is a remote control bullet vibrator. The bullet is attached to a strap on garment that goes under the underwear. And it only vibrates when directed so by the remote. The fun part, is that the remote can be given to your partner, so you have no idea when you're going to feel the buzzing! lol! :D How fun is THAT??? :D

I don't think I'd be brave enough to use that out in public though. Around the house, sure. But in a local supermarket? I don't think so! (I'd never get out of the produce department.. eying all of those lovely cucumbers and zucchini! hahaha!).


myLot reputation of 83/100. asawako48162 (2394)   ranked 880 out of 6,279 in sex  4 years ago

that is why the nun got kicked out of the convent ..caught doing push ups in the cucumber patch..or was it the zucchini? no matter

i love to remember the nights i worked in a motel in Soo michigan..as so many Canadians came over to visit our motel..lol..i know it went both ways..but then we were more liberal in our drinking laws but I got along great as my grandparents were from Canada...such a nice place and the people always treated us nice..you always have a good post..thanks for sharing..but i spell terrible..lol..sorrry

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3. myLot reputation of 83/100. jaredlp (262)   ranked 1,063 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

yet if it was a guy he would have been arrested (cite many cases u see in the news) oh well how do you end up explaining that one to your insurance.

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4. myLot reputation of 95/100. Hatley (48709)   ranked 1,659 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

Oh my goodness that is funny but am glad she did not have any lasting effects.I should hope she would wantto keep her identity private. And the comment of the spokesman for the supermarket just sort of topped the funniness of it for me. thanks for sharing.

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5. myLot reputation of 80/100. gloria777 (1369)   ranked 1,667 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

Really funny. Can't understand why she wore it during shopping.

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6. myLot reputation of 91/100. sudiptacallingu (8859)   4 years ago

it is funny Kwenge no doubt but kind of weird too. I mean would you wear one and roam about in public? I think not and neither would I.

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7. myLot reputation of 96/100. neelygal (810)   ranked 287 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

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myLot reputation of 96/100. kwenge (1348)   ranked 345 out of 6,279 in sex  4 years ago

Hey neelygal, You mean you might need one of such pants? Guess what, me too but i will keep them for "homework" only. Do you think you can wear them even when you are going out if you got a pair?
Thanks for your response. I am still laughing about it.

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8. myLot reputation of 67/100. anniepa (11663)   ranked 1,689 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

OMG, that's too funny! I can't believe it's still here either after 6 days. How embarrassed was she to be put in an ambulance for something like that. Talk about hospital gossip.
Annie


myLot reputation of 96/100. kwenge (1348)   ranked 345 out of 6,279 in sex  4 years ago

Yes Annie, I cant believe that its still here a week later.
Yes, it soo funny. The nurses and docs might have had the hottest gossip....... heheheeeeeee I cant do that. lol...
Thanks for your response.

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9. myLot reputation of 83/100. asawako48162 (2394)   ranked 880 out of 6,279 in sex   4 years ago

I believe this story as I have worked in a cheap motel..it was five dollars a night and I am surprised they did not charge by the hour?..we lived close to Canada and a lot of people in Soo, Ontario came across for some fun with the local natives..when you rented a room you had the person sign the guest card and punched the clock..timed it..and there was a key deposit..one guy went into the room with his (who knows what she/he was) and when he came to claim his deposit..it was like five minutes? wonder what he did ? it takes me that long to ...oh ..never mind..

but we were Yankees..to them..yankees were like quickies...only you used.???

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10. HerHippieIam (54)   4 years ago

That's hilarious, especially the Asda spokesman's response. Thanks for the laugh. ^_^


myLot reputation of 96/100. kwenge (1348)   ranked 345 out of 6,279 in sex  4 years ago

Yes, I liked the Asda spokesman's comments.
It is good that you enjoyed.
Happy posting.

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