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I have tried repeatedly to find her, but she is obviously avoiding me.
Dear Dish fairly, Notwithstanding the fact that I have tried to keep you busy here at my house, you have once more failed to show up and get these dishes I made done. As such, I have no choice but to declare you fired.
I will check out the shoe making gnomes and see if they will do my dishes instead.
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1. luvstochat (6679) | 2 years ago | I just did my dishes and it is 10 at night here right now because I did not want to wake up to a sink full of dirty dishes. I hope you find that gnome that will come do your s for you.
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | I don't think my wife will mind if you stop by to do them for us. I am good at it but I am just getting lazy. It's a good job my kitchen is little or the counter space I have would be littered with dishes, and I would still have to do the rotten things.
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2. sconibear (2562) | 2 years ago | i think your dish fairy ended up over here....i'm so sorry.....i thought it was a cornish game hen.....
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | Maybe that's what she meant the last time I hollered at her to get in there and get washing and she said "BITE ME!!"
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3. Fishmomma (3523) | 2 years ago | I saw Fish and thought you were looking for me laughing out loud. I clicked and found out my mistake, as I'm not a dish. Sadly, I don't have any help, as I'm tired of washing them. There is a big pile to wash sitting on my freezer.
Anyone want to help me, as there are a bunch of dirty pots? I don't have a dishwasher and really should buy one.
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | You just need a great big hungry dog. Omne of those will clean them up just as shiney as new. You can just put them back in the cupboard right after it's done! And you know that the dogs mouth is not a good place for germs. Anything that can lick it's own butt and not die has to have something going for it.
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4. Shaun72 (11892) | 2 years ago | That is really cute Mike. i need to find me a dish fairy to do my dishes.
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | And this is what you get when you are trying to cope with annoying things...
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Shaun72 (11892) | 2 years ago | That's for sure
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5. heavenschild (1716) | 2 years ago | I'm sorry Mike but I think I need the dish fairy more than you do! LOL My husband never helps me and so if I don't do it... it never gets done and they pile up to the ceiling!!!:(
Any advice?!?
Perhaps once you find her you can send her my way when she is done there...I live in Ontario so I hope she flies fast!!!!
HURRY DISH FAIRY!!!!
Thanks for sharing Mike!
~Heavens~
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | You live in Ontario? Isn't that where they make Royal Chinet? If she comes to my house I plucking her wings. I'm probably going to spank her with the star too.
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heavenschild (1716) | 2 years ago | Oh Mike...I wish you wouldn't! I sooooooooo need her
~Heavens~
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6. CanadaGal (1624) | 2 years ago | I'm alright with doing dishes... I'll do one massive load of dishes each day. With a family of four, there's no such thing as a small load of dishes. lol.
What I don't like so much is cooking. So if you find the cooking fairy, who I believe is cousins with the dishes fairy, please send them my way. Thanks!:)
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | Bad news Karen. My vapona pest strip killed the cooking fairy. You are down to winning the lottery now.
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | We had the shiny box one time, but the house we are in was too small for it. So now someone else's house has the shiny box now....
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8. OreoCookie3 (18810) | 2 years ago | Haaa! I would be lost without my dishwasher. I always soak my dishes first to make sure all the food particles are off and then I load the washer. I love it. At my other house the dishwasher was broken and I was washing by hand all the time, and I hated it.
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | I don't hate the actual doing of the dishes so much as I despise the kitchen I am afflicted with. There is so little room in it that you pretty near have to go outside to change your mind let alone position!
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9. mummymo (11642) | 2 years ago | Well if she ever does show up mike can you send her in my direction - please! lol xxx
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BCMike (3316) | 2 years ago | She isn't reliable you know. She was supposed to make regular trips to my house but hasn't been by for quite some time. I suspect that she has actually quit on me. So my firing her may have only served to increase my own frustration...sigh.
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