drunk friends  

not really a questin just a funny story

I was hanging with a buddy, one who had downed a 12 on his own in about 1.5 hrs
he cried and cried for the whole ride home, over nothing, and then passed out on my floor.

now for the humor

I had brought home a young lady that night that I was semi interested in. I had just got to kissing her, and I heard flowing water.......................

I jumped up and threw the blanket off my friend inspecting the carpet in front of him, Nothing. I sighed in relief, only to see a little river of Busch Light, heading away behind him, he friggen peed on my floor!
now I didn't say any thing, i just cleaned it up, and gave him a new blanket.

in the morning he changed his clothes and wrapped the blanket and his clothes in a bag, not saying ANYTHING. he just plopped down on the couch to light a smoke, and asked, you guys want some breakfast???