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myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people 4 years ago

... as I popped out at lunchtime to get a sandwich, I passed a guy asleep in one of the doorways of the local cinema hall. He had a begging bowl next to him which contained a handful of coins. What is so unusual about that you might ask and why did I say it was funny in my discussion heading? Poor people begging on the streets is not something nice people laugh about. Before I get hung out to dry for being mean, let me finish the story. The guy was fairly clean shaven wearing a smart winter sheepskin coat, he had a lovely alsation dog beside him, who wagged his tail in a friendly manner as I walked past and in the guy's hand was a half empty bottle of EXPENSIVE CHAMPAGNE. The bottle was Dom Perignon and I know for a fact that this stuff retails at at least £90-100 if not double that! I chuckled to myself as I walked past that some people had actually thrown copper and silver coins into his bowl and started to wonder why the guy was there...

Maybe he was out drinking so late he was too scared to go home and face the missus so he slept on the street. Maybe he was out partying with friends and got so drunk he couldn't walk anymore so just slept where he fell. Was it maybe his stag night and his pals got him in that drunken state and left him there with his dog to guard him and the begging bowl was their idea of a joke? Or was he some rich guy doing an experiment to see how many people would stop to give him money?

What things would come to your mind about why this guy was there?


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p1kef1sh (7539) response was accepted on 3/30/2008.
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tags:  drunk in the street, false beggar, joke, life, people
 
1. monkeymade (91)   4 years ago

uh, did you check to see if he was alive lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

LOL good point. I didn't go close enough to check that but his eyes were closing and he had a semi smile on his face and I could see his chest moving up and down - he looked very peaceful there!

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2. myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 86 out of 26,919 in people   4 years ago

Apart from the obvious that he was a broker celebrating his bonus. However, I think that he was probably trialling the new "find a rich drunk scheme" that is being run now in certain major cities. Rather like the St Bernard dogs that are used in Switzerland to find lost skiers, and carry a small barrel of brandy round their necks to help warm the lost person up; in London they use Alsatians. For a small annual subscription you can have a dog come out and find you if you get so drunk that you don't know where you are. The dogs will find you and bring a nice vintage bottle of champagne to keep you company. This is better know as "the hair of the dog". Once you have sufficiently imbibed, the dog, that has homing instincts as well, will lead you home.


myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

Hahahaha that really made me laugh out loud hun! I was reading through your response thinking "Wow, never heard of that before" then I realised you're pulling my leg, good one! Am still grinning now... x


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 86 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

Thank you for the BR. Haven't seen you around for a bit. Hope that all is well.


myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

I'm fine thanks pal, things just got a bit busy in the real world but I'm trying to pop in here at least once a day, hope all is well with you too? And my pleasure on the BR - your response deserved it :)

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3. myLot reputation of 91/100. sudiptacallingu (8859)   ranked 754 out of 26,919 in people   4 years ago

Oh well, I think he’s a rich guy gone completely broke speculating or something similar and he’s enjoying his last luxury before bumping himself off! yes, there are many similar cases where rich heirs have blown off everything and have had just enough to hire the most expensive rooms and all other accompaniments for one night and then they commit suicide. Maybe this guy did not have enough to hire a room, so he thought why not the pavement itself for one last sip of Dom Perignon?


myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

Thanks for your response hun, but my, what a depressing thought! I hope that's not what was in his mind whilst he lay there seemingly fast asleep! x

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. recycledgoth (7430)   ranked 1,290 out of 26,919 in people   4 years ago

This sounds like the kind of gag my friends would pull hun. I would imagine the guy must have been quite surprised when he woke up, to see the money in the bowl, but I wonder if there was enough to purchase another bottle :-)


myLot reputation of 98/100. anonymili (2935)   ranked 219 out of 26,919 in people  4 years ago

LOL no there wasn't enough money to buy another bottle, well not champers anyway, maybe enough to buy a bottle of Evian haha! You have mean friends hun hehe! x

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