"I'll Never Tell" - Humor Content

For Humor Purposes Only:



(I wake up after an absorbant night and this is story on my computer screen)



"I'll Never Tell" - Loosely Based on the Movie:
"Don't Say A Word"



It was a dark and stormy night. It was not an ordinary night. It was a darker night than usual. Usualy it was not that dark. It was much more filled with light. There for, that is why it was not an ordinary night. That and plus it was stormy. Indeed, stormy it was. The clouds were blacker than the great Sam Jackson. Like him because he is black. The winds were storming hard. Like a rock. Thats how hard it was. Yet, not difficult, because that is not the kind of hard I mean. Not mean like angry. Mean like in the defenition of. Of course the streets were quite wet because when it storms, rain drops... so streets get wet. In this night something that was horrific happened. No one however was there to see it. So it stayed forever a secret. no one ever found out the secret because they all died on that night. how did they die you ask... well I cannot tell you. Why? Because something is not a secret if it is told. So tell I cannot. Yet, I can say it was quite horrific. By horrific I mean that it was bad.. real bad. How do I know about this if it is a secret? well that I must not tell, for it is also a secret. Two secrets that is a lot. Not like a parking lot but a big quantity. So if I cant tell you about one then why the shenanigen to you think id tell you the second. Shame on you! Shame I say! You try to coerse. But I cannot spell it well. So what I mean is that you try to trick me into forcibly telling you what I know. So if you know what is good for you. Then you should know that Ill never tell. Except for that one horrid thing that happened on that dark and rainy stormy night. But forget I said anything.... cause thats a secret.



- ZeN