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myLot reputation of 85/100. oneandonemakesix (23975) 4 years ago

Ok I couldn't post this just anywhere because this is just to sick but its true.

http://www.fox19.com/Glob...

This is one of those headlines that you have to read and re-read and then read the story because you can't believe it...

But this man from Ohio was caught on tape for having sex with a picnic table

>Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.<

I can not believe that this man is this sick and would do this in such proximity that children could possibly see him doi this.

I can't believe someone was that desperate to have sex that he needed a picnic table, this really beats the vacuum cleaner story that I posted about a month ago....

The man has been charged with 4 felonies of public indecency. These charges are normally misdemeanors but this guy is special they are felonies,

This man is married with 3 kids and neighbors are worried about his children and him doing this....he was released on his own recognizance.

OK...

How to make this a discussion...

Do you think this man is as sick as I do?
What is the weirdest thing you've ever heard of having ssex with....

The first man was with a vacuum cleaner, and at least he tried to do that somewhat in private he got caught by a security guard...

and now this...

So this guy is a total nut case in my book...

Do you know any guy who would use a picnic table for sex?

Mooch

 

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1. myLot reputation of 97/100. Bethany1202 (2418)   ranked 126 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

All I can say about this is: WOW!!
Very far-fetched. Something does have to be wrong with someone who would go out in public and do such a thing. I have heard of exhibitionism, but this IS NOT IT!! I mean, couldn't he just stay inside his home and use his hand? Strange and sick!

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2. myLot reputation of 99/100. happythoughts (2209)   4 years ago

I dont get why anyone would choose to use a picnic table. Really we live in a world where there are millions ways to get what you need. Why look at that table and get that idea. I guess I am to sheltered. It seems odd and very unnecessary.

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3. myLot reputation of 85/100. chazsgirl (182)   ranked 3,348 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

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4. myLot reputation of 71/100. theprogamer (7491)   ranked 1,405 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

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5. myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)   4 years ago

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6. myLot reputation of 93/100. diansinta (4795)   ranked 228 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

I really feel sorry for the picnic table. I am sure it is not it's intention this would happen... And I understand that the picnic table only try to do its job to be a picnic table.surrenderw00t


myLot reputation of 100/100. lucy02 (4487)  4 years ago

Lol

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7. myLot reputation of 92/100. gxnfly (887)   ranked 440 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

Sick Sick Sick!!!I 've never heard of that before!I don't even know what to say.I am shocked!

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8. myLot reputation of 97/100. celia4evr (105)   ranked 5,448 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

Ok I just can't believe how sick this guy is. I was going to say what was he thinking, but apparently he didn't. However I am glad that he didn't resort to raping any women or children so good for that. I don't think he should get any harsh time. They should just refer him to a psychologist or something.

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9. myLot reputation of 80/100. fizzytom (435)   4 years ago

I guess there are as many weird kinks as there are people in the world. Trouble is, some of them can't be indulged in public - unless being in public was part of the thrill - not just that it was with a picnic table!

He should know picnic tables can be bought quite cheaply in garden centres and he could do this in the privacy of his own garden (assuming his hedge is high enough to stop the neighbours getting an eyeful)!

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10. myLot reputation of 99/100. wolfie34 (14489)   ranked 15 out of 6,278 in sex   4 years ago

OMG part of me is laughing, that is soooooo funny! I bet that picnic table will be in therapy for life, that poor picnic table I bet it was totally traumatized, the other part of me feels repulsively sick at what he did, what if children had seen him? Doesn't bear thinking about, I think the men in white coats should quickly come and take him away and throw away the key! Boy, that is weird for sure and ludicrously funny, priceless, absolutely priceless!

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