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 My 3 year old grandson gets rocked and sang to before bed sometimes. The other night he climbed into my lap to get loved and he said "Nana, I want for you to sing me "Amazing Grapes" LOL
Tonight he was playing with his dumb truck. He is learning to play pretend and has quite an imagination. He said a policeman was behind him and pulled him over for going too SLOW! He said i got irriated at the policeman and told him to get in front of my truck and ran over him. A bit of melodrama there. He also said he saw a flying snake outside, flying up and away into the sky.
My daughter was four, she heard the sermon at church how God hand thundered his voice to ancient Israel and was angry with them for doing bad things. She went home and the next day she was playing ourside. The peace was broken by a low flying jet plane sonic boom. It shook the house window. Seconds later she ran inside with huge eyes of awe. And in a stage whisper while she peered anxiously out the door. She said. "Mommy, God yelled at me"! Don't know what she had been doing but it must have been something naughty like trying to sneak in the garden after my ground cherries she was fond of eating.
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 Celanith (1333) | 6 months ago | LOL both are very cute and funny. I love things kids come up with. Another one my oldest son did once was after learning about Noah and the Rainbow of Promise by God to never flood the earth again. We had a thunderstorm and then a brilliant rainbow. My son age 7 said look mommy God is Grinning at us. LOL | |
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| 2. winterose (12022) | 6 months ago |  my son asked me if he was the fastest sperm at six years old after seeing a nova presentation on reproduction,
my grandson was three and his mother served him some green beans,
he asked what they were and then defiantly said "I am not eating human beans."
just like his dad who had 3 would not eat flowers,
it was cauliflour
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| Celanith (1333) | 6 months ago | ha ha funny. I love them all.
One of my kids saw a rabbit skin on the wall my dad had put up after examining it for about 10 minutes he put his fists on his hips glared at my mom and dad and said "Who smashed the Cat"? LOL
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| winterose (12022) | 6 months ago | oh that is precious too. | |
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| 3. makingpots (4071) | 4 months ago |  This was actually a discussion I started today titled
My son put me in the naught chair today - he is 3
I was laughing so hard that I got a stitch in my side.... mostly from trying to hold in my laughter. He was so serious and I had to go along with him.
The naughty chair is not something we use often around our house. It is what we use when my son chooses to do something that he is fully aware is off limits because he has been told repeatedly. It is like our way to tell him, you need a few minutes to think about your choices.
Today he walked in and caught me doing something that I tell him not to do ALL THE TIME. With complete sincerity and one hand on a hip, he points with the other hand and says, "Mommy, naughty chair, NOW!" I just bowed my head and did as I was told.
Thank goodness he is not aware of the rule of thumb for time out parenting, which is one minute for every year of life. I didn't have 40 some odd minutes to sit while my son wanted me to think about it.
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4.  SusanLee (851) | 4 months ago |  That is too cute, especially your daughter saying God yelled at her.
My youngest is 11 now, for some reason when he was a baby and a toddler he had a quick temper, one day his dad was doing something he didn't like and he called his dad a 'ding-spit' we have no idea where he came up with this 'ugly' word, but he was mad as a hornet when he yelled at his dad.
When he was three he came in the house proudly boasting that he killed a 'flatten adder' we have a lot of snakes here and one is called a 'spreading adder' because it will spread its head out to make it's self look poisonous. He thought he was big stuff, I almost fainted thinking he had gotten that close to a snake.
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| 5. coffeeshot (1994) | 4 months ago |  Amazing Grapes..haha that's cute!
My 11 year old brother told me taht I should straighten my hair because I looked like a 'homeless farm girl'. I thought that was interesting.
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