|  Greetings with love and kisses! I am Bessie Pinatabottom, and it has come to my attention via such daring new shows that really stand out as original and fun and new are such crime dramas portraying the grave reality of the computer internetwork or "Online" as young people call it!
It seems that this "internet" thing is a tool used for adult men to solicit illicit sexual interactions with young children, boys and girls! At first I did not take heed of what my television crime drama CSI Law and Order shows were telling me, but then I noticed that the messages made up every single plotline for every episode for the past three seasons! And if these ideas were not true then they would not be portrayed on the television screen, at least not without counterpoint proof which outnumbers the evidence. Therefore we have no reason to believe, ladies, that rogue men are not out there right now trying to satisfy their sinful urges on our children! As we all know, sex is evil and unnatural, and as we now know now, the entire internet is made up of these perverts! It says so on television, and it says so A LOT.
This is a big deal for us! We must pray and disconnect everything electronic from our homes in order to keep our children safe from rape, and all the forms of rape that exist, like face-rape and brains-rape and everything else that exists solely and directly because of the internet!
Fun facts and statistics:
Did you know that the internet is the cause of 100% of the crime!? That's more than half!
Did you know there are perverts who actually like sex on the Online!? In fact, that's what the internet is! It says so on pretty much every single episode of any of the eight given crime dramas that are on the air.
Luckily there's no such thing as freedom of speech on the Online, where people have no right to express incorrect opinions or dangerous viewpoints! After all, webpages are PERSONAL, PRIVATE locations, and they are not like YAHOO CHAT or something! Therefore if anyone expresses an opinion other than mine, irregardless of how they express it, they are being INSUBORDINANT and rude!
Loves and Kisses,
Bessie Pinatabottom
Disclaimer: The actions and opinions of Bessie Pinatabottom do not necessarily reflect this myLot discussion, and should be locked away in a mental asylum such as Belle Reeve. If this person resembles anyone you know living or dead, get away from 'em, quick!
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