The Banquet  |
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| In the largest and finest banquet hall in the world, a huge feast is being prepared. The greatest chefs from around the planet have converged to make this a meal unparalleled. The most esteemed artists of our time and the most renowned decorators have come together to create a stunning visual display for all who attend. People from every nation, in every color, race and creed will be there. All religions will be represented as will people in ALL levels of socio-economic existence. Every delight known to humankind shall be available for everyone's enjoyment. There are only two rules: 1) You have to be seated next to whoever your type of people have the biggest problems with 2) You must be open and friendly to the people you are seated with As an American with Irish-Catholic ancestry and Conservative -Republican political leanings, I suspect I will be seated with English people, Liberals and Muslims. And I will have a wonderful time learning about people with completely different world views from my own and hopefully we will leave with a better understanding of each other. Would YOU attend such a banquet if given the opportunity? Where would you be seated? | | | | | |
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1. cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | Hmmm...getting free food but to be forced to sit next to a bunch of cracked out superficial women who have had abortions but want to preach their love of God to me while I dine.....that's a tough call. I think for the safety of those around me it would be best if I pass on the invite. Everyone knows I can't keep my mouth shut online, can you imagine what I would be like in person? lol | | | | | | |
zukepr (11761)
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4 years ago
| | as long as I wasnt on the recieving end of it I think you would be a hoot off line LOL | | | |
cynicalandoutspoken (2338)
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4 years ago
| | You're right, I am. lol But more and more of my offline friends have blamed me for expelling liquid out of their noses and the ache then get in their stomachs when they can't stop laughing. Clearly I missed my calling as a stand up comedian. | | | |
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2. lvaldean (937)
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4 years ago
| | Yes I will attend. This week I will be seated with H1B holders who in fact add no real value to the US economy and have no real skills that US Citizens don't have. Most of them will be Indians. It isn't that I don't know their culture or particularly dislike them, I just have issues with the H1B process this week. On my other side I will be seated with Fundamental Right Wing Narrow Minded Christian Republicans. | | | | | | |
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4. redyellowblackdog (4040)
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4 years ago
| | No, I would not attend. In this day and age it would be a too tempting target for terrorists. Why take the chance just to spend the evening with people I don't like? | | | | | | |
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5. zukepr (11761)
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4 years ago
| | before I begin I must say that I mean no disrespect to anyone First it would take an act of both the God and the Goddess to get me to go to this banquet! LOL (social anxiety disorder - I dont do big parties and such) BUT if I did end up going I would be seated next to some doozies people like Reverand Phelps, osama Bin Laden, the lawyer that got OJ cleared, my husband's first wife and Gorge W Bush I would only promised that i will TRY to behave myself minus for minus? LOL | | | | | | |
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6. pyewacket (12221)
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4 years ago
| | To be honest I pretty much get along with everyone regardless of their beliefs, but of course there are some that do rattle me no end despite my diplomatic tendencies. If I were to attend such a banquet being a Pagan/Wiccan, very liberal and outspoken, probably the complete opposite would be to sit me next to a bunch of Conservative, fundamentalist Christians who would want to save my soul all night...LOL | | | | | | |
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7. CurlyRed (3467)
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4 years ago
| | Aww.. what the heck, I can put up with anything. I am not sure who would be sitting beside me. Could be a fascist, racist, misogynist, so many things. Oh.. and they would have no vocabulary at all, every other word would start with F. But Im only coming if they have bread and butter. | | | | | | |
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8. keymandan (737)
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4 years ago
| | In ancient times, it was customary to prepare a feast for one's enemies, and then to slay them them the next day. Yes, there would be a time that all could be equal, all could enjoy the congeniality of fellow warriors, and then the next day the trial would begin. If another declares himself/herself to be for the destruction of my family, my country, and my way of life, then they are going to face the natural consequence of destruction of themselves. But could I be seated next to them at a dinner table full of good things to eat? Of course, and of course we would dine in laughter and song, but tomorrow - afterwards - he or I would die on the battlefield that is this life. | | | | | | |
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9. dfn12968 (5532)
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4 years ago
| | I'm not quite sure who my type of people are. I guess the opposite of me is conservative, closed minded, discriminatory, and bigoted. Sure, I can be nice to anyone. As a matter of fact, it's fun to kill the beasts with kindness. They never know how to react and it's fun to watch them squirm. | | | | | | |
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