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myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex3 months ago

Most of you know that I will 'shortly' be single again.
I have been teased about this and my sexual drought of the past year or so.
I have included in this discussion a link that you all need to visit.
It's very instructive and when I am 'out and about' and back in the dating game, you can be sure that I will be packing one of these new toys.
Nova - you will be so proud! ROFL

  http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=onenight

Make sure to watch it to the very end, or you'll miss the toy.
Then come back and tell me if it will be a good investment! LOL

 
 
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cynicalandoutspoken (1934) response was accepted on 5/14/2008.
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1. myLot reputation of 91/100. Goodie123 (6138)   ranked 73 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

That will sure scare off the ones you do not want to keep. lolwublol


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

My thoughts exactly! Keep me from making some really stupid choices just because I can't say no! LOL


myLot reputation of 91/100. Goodie123 (6138)   ranked 73 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Sparky wouldn't it be easier just to say NO. lol


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

YES! lol

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2. myLot reputation of 72/100. myklj999 (3222)   ranked 358 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

I get awoken by a thunderstorm, roll over, check my mail, see your discussion, follow the links; ROTF LMFAO!lol You're terrible! (Actually you may be pretty good, I don't know.)rasp That is one mean trick though; I'm sure I'd have been slamming the door on the way out!


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

So do I take it by your answer that you sleep with your computer and thereby every 'lady' here?ROFL
Women are weird and devious creatures mykl. You gotta love us!


myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (1565)   ranked 3 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Mykl sleeps with every 'lady' here? So THAT'S what I felt last night............. Thanks, darlin!rasp


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

I can hardly wait until his computer goes 'virtual' and we can all 'reach out and touch something'! ROFL
Poor guy is going to have nightmares now nova! LOL


myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (1565)   ranked 3 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

I dunno, Spark, I don't think they'll be nightmares somehow......


myLot reputation of 72/100. myklj999 (3222)   ranked 358 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

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myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

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3. myLot reputation of 93/100. foundmyangel (399)   ranked 823 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

what if the guy just smiles even bigger thinking you do have one then what?LOL taht would be funny though could you imagine something like that happen to you for real?


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

LOL - I'd like to see it happen to my soon to be ex!

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. SomeCowgirl (1556)   ranked 232 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

wow.... now that would be something the guy would have to be thinking twice about "wait.. last night I swear she didn't have a...."


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

I wish I'd had one of these back in the day when I was younger and stupid and found my self in a guy's apartment with no good way of getting out without making him mad! LOL Stunning him into immobility with a stunt like this would give me enough time to make my hurried exit! LOL


myLot reputation of 99/100. SomeCowgirl (1556)   ranked 232 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

It sure would, but you have to be careful for the ones that like that kind of stuff, too.... Hmmm, you know that they have cardboard things that you pee through? Those may be cheaper, don't know where I saw them...

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5. myLot reputation of 90/100. Angelwhispers (4402)   ranked 51 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

WoWZqa Sparks can you really stand up and pee? Holy moly. Sister Susie. You got one of them new fangled toys that lets us pee standing up????? Babe you a tender one that has a Di*CK? OUCH no say it is not so ......rotflmao OH no NOVA you have some esplaining to do.


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Well blame nova - she thinks I need new toys, so I thought I'd stay one step ahead of her - Amazing the talents I'm discovering I have! ROFL

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6. myLot reputation of 91/100. zed_k4 (738)   ranked 58 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago


WOW!! LOL. I don't have any comments currently, but I'm smiling at the 'innovativeness' of the lady in the video. -grins-


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Giving you a giggle was the real point zed, so no further comments necessary! LOL

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7. myLot reputation of 94/100. p1kef1sh (2486)   ranked 2 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

Just as I was leaning to sit down to pee and to put the toilet seat down afterwards.


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Oh P1key, you are such a girl sometimes! ROFL...................

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8. myLot reputation of 69/100. cynicalandoutspoken (1934)   ranked 65 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

It is a great investment if you want to be responsible for heavens knows how many numbers of guys throwing themselves off of buildings. That's my Sparky, always making the world a better place!


myLot reputation of 87/100. Ravenladyj (13697)   ranked 74 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

lol too effin funny!! thumbup


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

And that's my Cyn - REALLY getting the point and giving me the best laugh of my day!w00t


myLot reputation of 96/100. 34momma (3778)   ranked 220 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Now this is the funniest reply I have read so far!! Cyn you are a nut and i love the way your mind works!!


myLot reputation of 98/100. palonghorn (2073)   ranked 679 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Maybe we should all start paying a lil closer attention to the news? hmmmm??? I'd love to see the officers that respond to those calls! LOL


myLot reputation of 69/100. cynicalandoutspoken (1934)   ranked 65 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

Wow I need to start leaving all my comments at 5:30 in the morning. Sleep deprivation makes me friggin hilarious! Thanks for the BR Sparky.


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

You're welcome.
I'm funnier at night too. Something about the moon maybe? LOL

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9. myLot reputation of 87/100. Ravenladyj (13697)   ranked 74 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

lol OMFG THATS PRICELESS!! and a way better way to get rid of a guy then giving him a quarter and telling him to go up the street to call a cab LOL


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

It's a ploy that can even be used BEFORE the deed is done if you come to your senses soon enough! LOL

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10. myLot reputation of 97/100. AnnieOakley1 (518)   ranked 18 out of 5,900 in sex   3 months ago

Yep, I think you better get one for sure.

That way, if you decide to ditch him, you won't have to say 'no', he'll be running for the door as fast as his legs will carry him!

PRICELESS!


myLot reputation of 95/100. sparkofinsanity (1516)   ranked 12 out of 5,900 in sex  3 months ago

I'ts rather a good thing men don't much of a sense of humor huh? ROFL

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