The world is run by Mickey Mouse and today he came to my house.

OMG I could not stop laughing.
He fell off the porch.
But how rude of him to crush your poor flowers.
Why didn't you have a cactus garden planted there Sparky, or better yet a rock garden.

I must say it sounds as though you have him by the "Short and Curlies".
He keeps backing off once you show that lighter of your's.

What a lovely time Mickey Mouse picked to show up.
While you were so enjoying a nice sunny day.

The show has just begun. Sit back and fasten your belts, you are in for the ride of your life! No, I've never met Mickey Mouse - you can have breakfast with him at DisneyLand apparently for a price. Apart from the guy at my tyre garage who always tries to sell me a complete new car in parts every time I ask for a new tyre. There are others I am sure, just can't think of them right now.

i did not get what actually was written on that paper. and why soon to be ex was purple? may be its due to my ignorance. whatever may be, what happened seems to be something like a picture.it do not happen vry often.

OMG Spark I know this is true - not even your imagination could conjure this up! lol It sounds a bit scary but I am so g;ad that you have found the humour in the situation! So wish I could be there with you honey - I might be half crippled but I would soon make sure he knew what I thought of him! Hugs to you and hope you enjoyed your great sleep! xxx

That is really an ingenious way to get people to avoid process servers. I have to tell that one to all my friends. ROFL

And you have such a way with words. I saw every moment vividly in my mind, right from the "please dear, I must have my morning coffee", to the flattened peonies in the garden.

I never met a real life Mickey Mouse but I did have a Mickey Mouse moment. Actually, it was more something out of a 3 Stooges skit.

I was pregnant with my first child, very pregnant. Like 6 weeks away from popping. And me and her dad were going over to one of his friends houses. When he friend came to pick us up he has his girl friend with him so I was relegated to squeezing my pregnant self into the back seat of his 2 door cavalier. I managed. Barely.
When we got to his house he pulls up in his driveway which is on an incline and there are 2 crab apple trees that have branches that reach about a foot away from his car on the passenger side. Mind you there is snow and ice all over the place because it is March.

I step one foot out of the car and it slides at an odd angle almost under the car. My then sweetie is too busy talking to his friend to realize I'm struggling with the seat that won't stay forward and the door that won't stay the whole way opened so I yell at him and he opens the door and holds it for me while I get out.

The minute both of my feet hit pavement I realize I am standing on a patch of ice. I throw my body forward to avoid falling on my rear. In that instant my sweetie let go of the car door and it came flying backwards right into my forehead. Dazed from the impact I stagger to the left just enough to get tangled in the crab apple tree branch lose my footing all together and fall down into the snow.

Now picture it. A pregnant me sitting on her butt in the snow with her hair held 3 feet above her head tangled in a tree branch with a big red mark on her forehead ready to kill someone the minute I am able to stand.

Both my sweetie and his friend try unsuccessfully to stifle their laughter and help me up out of the snow.

Then as soon as we get inside my sweetie elbows me in the forehead as he has turning around to hang his coat up.

I spent the rest of the day there sitting in an arm chair for fear I would have ended up hospitalized with a concussion!

Hi Spark, it was a funny situation, but I guess, your soon to be ex couldn't see his face, so it was not very funny for him.
I guess you are right, the world is run by Mickey Mouse, but I wouldn't like one coming anywhere near my home. He is not very good sign, I like to read signs, and as it appeared, he was not very good sign for your soon to be ex.

Wow! That is a heck of a way to serve papers on someone! LOL! I can't stop giggling about it! LOL!

I am glad you are safe but, along with those papers he got served, do you think you should have Mickey Mouse come back and serve him with a restraining order too? I am a bit worried for you! Ever think of turning that lighter into something that could pack a bit of a punch? Something with little metal things inside that got "Pow" when they come out of it and, if they hit skin, blood comes out?

Also, consider having Mickey Mouse come back out and serve papers on him for doing bodily harm to your peonies. What did they do to him to deserve such cruel and unusual punishment?

Enjoy that bed! And, stay safe!

Hello spark!:-)

That must have been quite a scene there. It appears that it wasn't the very right moment to be 'served', or perhaps it was, as you could see the reactions, first hand. But, it surely put you to risk and I am glad that you managed to avoid him eventually. Well, they say that all is well that ends well. Be safe, my friend!:-)

LOL! I have to subscribe to this! Mickey mouse or no mickey mouse I will be awaiting the outcome of the....flowers in you garden!

Oh Sparks that was so funny I almost fell off my chair here.LOL thanks for that laugh I really did need it.LOL No I have never met Mickey Mouse in person. But I think I would like today. Next time you see him tell him to come visit me. Please?