Who needs a drink?

Grandpa Bob, Now I did not expect you of all people to be the first to reply, but I appreciate it all the same! You don't mind hanging around a bunch of party animals do you?

If we all get too plasted, you're in charge of shutting down all the PCs, ok?

And why didn't you expect it to be me responding first? I am home and bored and have my email open and as soon as it came through I clicked and responded. Now I will be leaving soon to pick up my wife from work though. If I can handle my neice and her BF drunk then I can handle these members here. HAHAHA!! Nahhh! They can shut their own puters off damn it. I am not a techie now for you all.

HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~

LOL! well, I'm glad you came all the same. I will have to designate a new techie, hopefully TheProgamer will not get too wasted.

Come on over lady, it just so happens I bought a set of six caosters to go with my new table, Uhhh, huh! This girl knows how to plan a party!

Now tell me how to use my stupid webcam so you can see me smile (or passout, depending on how long it takes me to get it to work! )

If you are running Vista it should be plug and play. Got a CD? That will have the drivers and if it doesn't, you can Google them up. Here is rather simple tutorial which might help:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2075075_install-webcam.html

Here is another link, this time to the drivers for many webcams. GL.

Its bulit into my laptop.

Well, in that case, do you have a user manual for the laptop? Have you tried pulling up your Control Panel and looking for an icon for it? What kind of laptop is it?

I did it! Just now! YAY me!

Well, just look at you! Those icons will do it every time. You had to do it or I would have just kept on asking endless questions, just like Socrates, only without the scroll, lol. Congrats, and now how about that drink?

Coming right up, Drannhh! I'll make it a double so you can catch up!

Rev, I went to the ABC store to get that mojito rum, but it was closed. I don't know how to make it either, but when I'm craving a girl drink, that's what I go for.

its not the spelling that matters, Goodie. i need a shower too, maybe I should go and have one while I'm waiting for more guests.

I had 4 showers today if ya read my discussions. HAHAHA! Kate you should have mentioned it was a BYOB party huh?
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~

Grandpa, you started so many discussions today! I will get to them, and long as you don't mind slurred words, it might be tonight.

Gb, I read and responded to your shower post.
I needed one bad.

How about another drink little lady.

Comin right up!

This one's on me!

Thank you bartender I need to wash the taste of toothpaste away so I can enjoy my drinks.

I'll put it in the fridge til you are ready.

Oh hey no I need it now bartender.
How else am I goin' wash my mouth out. hehehehe

Woo Hoo is this a picture of you "Mama"

Too late i went and grabbed it outta the fridge..sneaks off with bumping into the walls...

Drink too many of em Kitty Kat and you will think Harvey banged ya head into a wall.

Yes, that's me. inked promised me some prime flirting and I'm waiting very impatiently.

Look at Goodie everyone!!! she's doing a strip show for us..making sure all the attention is on Goodie now and not me..LOL..I'll bang my head if i want to..hee hee hicc

OHHHH! do I hear salt n pepa in the background, you naughty girl!

Kitty if you keep telling my secrets I will bang ya head for ya. iiiiiiiicccccccchhhhhh.

Wow "Mama" waiting on a man to flirt.

I know, right?! the nerve!

Mama..Goodie's found your pole!..oh and something else..hey everyone..look what we found!!

I was hoping to be working my pole by now. Dang it Goodie!

Thorry "Mama" here you can hab it now.

Look OUT! I'm pretty nasty on this thing!

Oh My I did not know you could do that.

HAHA! Now watch this!

Oh My, how do you manage that.

I have a song that I would love to dance to, wanna hear it?

Yeah.

I got distracted by another one, so listen to it with me!

LOL

DOn't laugh at me, ok?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0I9LgTCsk

Pay no mind to the video, jsut the song.

make sure no kids are in the room! LOL

Sorry I liked the music but could not understand the words.

its very, very sexual Goodie!


here is my other song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f1wNnjpCII

There is a skit thing at the beginning, its lame. But I think the song is very sexy and I would work it!

Nah this one is much much better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9yCvd86-P4

I can do this too, Goodie, wanna see?!?

ah that's more like it "Mama"

find me more! I'm trying too, but all my stuff is hip hop.

That is the only one I know.
Only because I love Joe cocker.

How fitting.

(*ahem* Joe COCKer, huh?)

You Bad.

That I am!

I can do soda and lime, you can be the designated speller.

OMG!! You DON'T want me to be the speller!!! If I didn't have spell check I'd be LOST! Some times I still am.

G-pa bob says he doens't want to be in charge of shut down, so you can have that job.

LOL, except that I don't shut down my PC. Its on 24/7. I may reboot once in a while, but I never turn the darn thing off. So you'll haveta find some other person to shut down the rest of them.

Crap! Ok, you wanna be a bouncer? You gotta muscle out the nasties.

Obviously you don't know me. I'm 5' and a fraction and except MAYBE for my mother when she was my age, the weakest person I know.

I used to make up my weakness riding horses with my speed. I was fast. It hardly makes up for being short and weak if your a bouncer.

LOL! Ok, how bout this, when us drunkards start acting silly, you can be in charge of reminding us of how stupid we all acted.

Sound good?

That works for me. I'll take the keys - all of you - anyone have a really fancy car?

not me, I have a 2001 Jeep.

Well, that's newer than my 99 Odyssey

You got it! On the rocks or blended! I know my tequila and for you, I'm getting down the good stuff!

Thank you so very much, I have been in my little corner too long and I do believe a drink will help me finish my work in good time.. No one will be able to read the responses but I will respond just the same.. Many, many thanks, you are a life saver tonight..

haha..Donna is nude with a lampshade on her head..

i do what I can Donna, let me know if you want a refill or you wanna switch to shots.

Rose, throw a blanket over me.. and no more booze for me tonight, I told you it had been too long since I had anything to drink, now you know why..

LOL! Its a good thing someone got out the lampshade!

I'm getting Donna the worm!

You think that I will win on Youtube tomorrow?? sounds like it.. Forget the worm, I don't eat meat, even if I am drunk..

OH! if your on youtube, I'm posting a link! WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!

couldn't find a blankie..how about mama's shower curtain..LOL

Well, I am going to be if someone doesn't get that lampshade off my head and bring my clothes back to me.. Is that Rose in the other corner with that gosh awful red lampshade on her head.. Oh boy, Youtube is going to be hopping tomorrow..

The shower curtain will be fine.. Anything.. and quick

Nope no lampshade..just Bozo..he's licking me..
the shower curtain is see through..hee hee hiccc

WHO is LICKING YOU KITTY?!?!

well i think its Bozo..I'm not seeing to well now..maybe its the..nope its got a tongue..well i think its ticking me..speak to me Bozo..yep..I found a clown..!!!

Rose is cut off for the night, she has had too much to drink.. I am not going to ask who Bozo is.. I hope not the clown from the last party we had..

Kate, she has the clown from the last party, this is so not fair.. I knew it, I just knew it, no more alcohol for Rose..

Hold up, wait a minute! WHAT LAST PARTY!?!?!?!??!?!

ooo, you don't wanna see mama as a mad drunk!

You'd beeter send this clown over ASAP!

I thought you were there.. Everyone else was.. I do have one more clown and I am sending him for you, but since he is a doctor, make him check on Rose, she is drunk, shhhh, don't tell her I said so and watch out for her, she will try and get the doc..

Well, Donna, i wasn't there, but you have most definately redeemed yourself! I'll let him check on her, but give me a few minutes...

Don't wear him out, I do want him back.. I keep all of my extra men in the extra room.. He is a good one isn't he??

Eh, he'll do.

got a catalog? Or did Kitty dteal that for fapping? She went to bed BTW, party pooper.

Well, her loss is our gain.. I don't keep a catalog, I just do a head count every 10 minutes or so.. These are too precious to lose even one little bitty one of them.. I think that I have drank myself into a coma, night have to pass out here in a couple of minutes, but we still beat Rose, she just can't hold her alcohol..

Yes, Kitty will be finding her bra in the freezer for sure.

goodnight, hey, send me two, might be fun, LOL! (One can clean, one can, well, nevermind, just send two.)

Well, it serves her right, conking out like that.. I did find you a couple of extras, but take care of them, don't work them too hard..

Ok, here is one more for you, same rules, take care of him..

Holy crap! I'm taking these two for the whole weekend! YES! Do you knoe Misheleen? I'm sure she knows these fellas!

You can take them, use them but don't abuse them..

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ohhh, you are bein' so naughty.
I like how you think.

15 minutes elapsed and already you've nearly got a full page in responses. So good!

There is always tomorrow, Pro, these folks love a party!

I'll try to cammy thingy, I knew I could count on you.

Ok, I jsut realized that those were not instructions! LOL!

Ok, its a laptop, fairly new, HP, running vista. Now do your smart thing and hook me up!

Probably a 6000 so I'll put that link
You may have to check for drivers it seems

Check out this list on the HP site and find your model of laptop
http://h20180.www2.hp.com/apps/Nav?h_pagetype=s-001&h_lang=en&h_cc=us&h_product=1842152&h_client=S-A-R163-1&h_page=hpcom&lang=en&cc=us

Just in case the link doesn't go through that's
(http://h20180.www2.hp.com/apps/Nav?h_pagetype=s-001&h_lang=en&h_cc=us&h_product=1842152&h_client=S-A-R163-1&h_page=hpcom&lang=en&cc=us)

Click software and driver downloads, then select Vista
Download the update and follow the instructions on their page.
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This could also help you get better web shots from your camera Kate
http://www.acreativedesktop.com/tips-using-hp-laptop-webcam.html

Wait a minute?! I see a photo... a web cam photo. Looks like the other instructions already worked.

You know what I did? i clicked a help icon and ran some kind of test that openned it up for me. I still don't know how to do it the real way, but at least I can use it now! YAY!

It's been 24 hours and no Whiskey nor House Special has been produced.
~*Stare*~

I've sent three! me thinks the drinks are being hijacked!

YOu got it! And congrats on 100! Yay! I remember my 100. I was pals with someone who hit his 500 the same night. At 500, you get to cut and paste! YAY!

Thanks for the congrats, and your icon looks good too. You sure have aged in the past few hours. But you still look good. I'll take another Bourbon and coke now, please. Thank you.

You got it! My first avatar is my daughter, she will be back tomorrow, I'm sure. She is one quarter Filipino, and looks just like that side of her family.

How interesting. I married a Filipina on my first tour in the PI and we now have five sons and eight granschildren. That bourbon is really bringing back memories. Maybe I should add it to my daily meds.

Heck yeah!

Cheers!

Its in my laptop, Cupid, but I figured it out. Come see my picture!

Hmmmmmmm
its awesome

i wish i can demand for more