I've been ordained!

What exactly did you have in mind, Pike?

According to the web site; "You are prohibited from performing ceremonies that involve exorcism, circumcision and animal sacrifice." Now, which of those might I use, or all of them perhaps. LOL.

Though at some point you may require an exocism, I would never do the animal sacrifice thing (unless it was a terribly mean and nasty woodland creature with long claws and sharp teeth trying to rip my throat out). The circumcision thing, well, could try, but I don't think its a good idea.

I hear voices and "see" things Mama. I could have sworn I saw a discussion in which you said that you'd been ordained. I must need an exorcism. LOL. Except now, I suspect that your after me with a knife to ensure that I never call myself "Big Boy" again!!

Honestly, Pike, I would never in a bazillion years deprive anyone of the title "Big Boy." That would be a crime against humanity, my big boy or no.

LOL. Phew.

So that's a no then?

I'll be here Ruthep!

Thanks friend!

I'm ready, would you like a traditional ceremony or can we all get naked?

Anyone who wishes to be naked, can do so.
But at the moment, I will be well and truly covered.
Or the only sound you will hear,
Is my booby's falling off,
From being frozen.

The Farmer's Almanac predicts a lovely day on the 34th, so I will happily reschedule for the sake of your boobies.

Thank you the 34th it shall be.
I am so glad it is not today, it is only freakin' 50 degrees and the sun is shining.

My church seems to be a bargin, compared to this Univeral Life stuff. I wouldn't mind splurging for a D D of Dinivity, then I could do alot of other things without being arrested. LOL! Maybe not. I am holding out the Affirmation of Love Certificate, we'll see how much money i can raise from my followers. You in?

drannhh, my dad is a member of that. He joined about a year ago.

LOL, you two. I can't even put up with the followers, I sure would never put up with a leader, not even one that makes Rooster Beak stew, lol. Hubby and I joined, too, way back in the 60's. Don't tell, but I think one of us actually married a couple. We did lots of crazy stuff in the 60's.

I'm up for it, but you will need to pay my travel and lodging expenses in addition to a small fee. And a hot naked man will need to stand next to me, fanning me from the heat and keeping the bees away.

There was a link on a discussion thread and I clicked it. Five minutes later and I'm official to conduct marriage ceremonies. The wedsite says the religion seeks unity and brotherhood wish all faiths, and that is something I firmly believe in.

Well, trust that I do not take my duties lightly, though I may joke. I have had extensive religious study in the past, I've always had an interest in all faiths, the divine, history, customs and cultures. I've read the Bible, the Koran, the Bagvadgita, the Tibetian Book of the Dead and some of the Vedas.

Hopefully that link will come up soon, it does sound cool.

It's a shame the website makes it quite so easy. It detracts from those who genuinely care.

That should read "the first vows work out". I think I need a nap. I'm making a lot of errors tonight.

I will send you a blessing of no barking dogs during nap time. How does that sound?

That'll work! And throw in "no peeing on the floor" if you don't mind, lol.

done!