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myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!1 year ago

That's right! I've just been ordained as clergy in the Church of Spiritual Humanism. It was really easy, and I really like what the church stands for. Now, I need to mylot my way towards paying for my official ID card so when I go around marrying people and performing baptisms I don't get arrested.


Can I marry you? Renew your vows? Christen your child? I only use my powers for good, not evil, so no curses. (Unless you want to pay extra)


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21. myLot reputation of 99/100. blackbriar (6266)   ranked 4 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

Congrats on being ordained. Already married and daughter was baptized when she was only a few months old. She slept right thru it all while the other baby being baptized the same day cried his heart out the whole time. How much to curse my MIL? whistle


myLot reputation of 96/100. moonlitmagikchild (7150)   ranked 24 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

I'm totally lmao at the last sentence hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahaha


myLot reputation of 99/100. blackbriar (6266)   ranked 4 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Whhhhhhhatttttt...it's a totally innocent question, I tell ya. whistleblink


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

I curse MILs for free.


myLot reputation of 99/100. blackbriar (6266)   ranked 4 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Kewl! When ya wanna do this?


myLot reputation of 91/100. beautyqueen26 (9134)   ranked 15 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Katesmama does MIL curses for free?
You are a saint! lollollol

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22. myLot reputation of 96/100. moonlitmagikchild (7150)   ranked 24 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

how did you go and get that? i have seen ads in like magazines but i dont know what religion or if it was a religion.. my bro is ordained and he didn't have to pay anything he just had to have a pastor say he was and i guess he filled out a paper or something and has married people since.. my dad has been forever.. hopefully he still is compared he married me haha but he went to a ministers school for his


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

http://www.spiritualhuman... it out!

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23. myLot reputation of 89/100. ketybhagat (1806)   ranked 73 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

I am very happy for you. I did not know that ladies also could be appointed as clergy. Is this not a humanitarian job and if so, why should you pay to be one. Well, all the best and may you make tons and tons of money for little kate.


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

That would be great!

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24. myLot reputation of 99/100. faith210 (8437)   ranked 42 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

Hi Katesmama! Wow, congratulations! So, if i will need you to curse someone for me, I have to pay extra? haha.. I am not really familiar with the Church of Spiritual Humanism but I do wish you all the best and good things in life and being a clergy.
Take care and God Bless!


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Thanks a ton, my love!

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25. myLot reputation of 73/100. everlasting (9961)   ranked 18 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

LOL! Here in the PHilippines, you will get rich! Do you know that when you marry in church here, you are only allowed one set of godparents (witnesses in legal rites) and when you select more than that (some have 24 sets of godparents! that is 48 men and women) you will pay more as charges. Sometimes, i think i picked the wrong career!


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

You've given me a means of financing my first trip to the Philippines! YAY!


myLot reputation of 73/100. everlasting (9961)   ranked 18 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

You will earn more! Some were able to buy new houses! Yeah, that big an earning!

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26. myLot reputation of 94/100. Lakota12 (17081)   ranked 17 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

Never heard of this church but I guess congrats are to be handed out so congrats!!!!!!


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Thanks!


myLot reputation of 94/100. Lakota12 (17081)   ranked 17 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

your welcome!

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27. myLot reputation of 93/100. twallace (4401)   ranked 133 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

That's great!! Now you have something great to contribute to others and there is nothing wrong with that.


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Thank you T!


myLot reputation of 93/100. twallace (4401)   ranked 133 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Again that is great and I wish you all the luck. Have a great one.

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28. myLot reputation of 97/100. 34momma (4836)   ranked 6 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

you are a crazy nut girl!! did you do this online? and how much does something like tht cost?


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

I did it and it was free, though if you want an ID card or cirtificate or somthing you have to pay. here's the link, you do it and you can be Reverand Queen Momma!

http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/?source=Overture


myLot reputation of 97/100. 34momma (4836)   ranked 6 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

i was checking it out. i think Queen 34momma is just fine for now. but i would love to have you come to the Big Apple and marry me and my honey


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Send me a ticket! Whoo hoooo!

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29. myLot reputation of 95/100. mummymo (11642)   ranked 10 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

Oh goody goody gumdrops - this means that when i marry my other half - in about 10 years, you could marry us sweety! How cool is that? I guess we shall have to come to you for the ceremony or would you be legal to come to Scotland to marry us? Kate and Niamh could be bridesmaids together too! And my son Niall would give me away, how wonderful - better start planning now! Hugs xxx


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

We will have to find out if Scotland recognizes the church, Mo, and if so I'm ready to come to you! If not, we'll find a great country to meet up in, that we'd both like to visit. You don't mind me tagging along on your honeymoon, do you?


myLot reputation of 95/100. mummymo (11642)   ranked 10 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Mind? Heck honey I insist! Hugs xxxx

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30. myLot reputation of 97/100. travibabiesgirl (990)   ranked 184 out of 245 in katesmama!   1 year ago

Congrats on your accomplishment.


myLot reputation of 91/100. Katesmama (3222)   ranked 1 out of 245 in katesmama!  1 year ago

Thanks!

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