Ladies Buy Your Man Watermelon.  

Pikey, Pikey, Pikey you are supposed to eat the watermelon.
Geez do I have to explain everything in full detail.
Eat it my friend not Spike it.

You want me to eat the watermelon? With my bladder. What is this. Some form of sadomasochism? You know how much I love that!!

You only love me for my sadistic nature.

Boy you lot are sure randy this morning, I found me Mo in leather and brandishing whips and collars even :)))

Haha it is nighttime for me Angel.
I wonder how much watermelon hubby can eat before bedtime.

What happens around here when Mama goes to bed? Geez, tonight I'm brewing coffee and bringing the watermelon!

I'd tell you Mama but between Goodie and Mo my body is too sore to talk properly. This watermelon gag doesn't help either! Look! Somethings rising. Oh, it's just my blood pressure.

Pikey Bad Boy.

hmm is it true? i'll try it for myself.

Scoop I am not looking for any lovely ladies.
Hubby might be though.
So maybe you can point him in the right direction.

I don't think he would want to use my pointing stick tho. haha

Sorry, I led you down the garden path there.

I have never used viagra, so I don't know whether the watermelon would do the trick just as well. I am sure it is more pleasureable to eat and it could be incorporated into the preamble.

No he much rather use his own pointing stick Scoop.

He has never used used viagra but I may just buy some watermelon.

Oh my gosh I just got visions of sucking watermelon juice of pointed sticks.... Now why would that have happened?

off pointed sticks :)) pointer somethings, :)))

Scoop was talking about his pointing stick Angel.
The one the watermelon is supposed to work on.

Glad to hear that you don't need the water melon Scoop Ellie :D

Maybe we can do a swap Caramello.
Save me buying watermelon.

Goodie......did you say that?

Me no never.

You are bad Angel.Poor hubby wont be able to move he will be so full of watermelon.

Oh wait hold up a minute! I am not at all sure that is the effect I want that watermelon to have!

See you were being greedy Angel.
It does say 6 cups not the entire watermelon.

My pleasure

I think I may just have to start growing my own watermelons.

I can happily say my husband doesn't need any watermelons. He is almost 43 but he acts like he is 17 LOL.

Mine definetly does.

You will soon find out, when you start eating it again.

Some people have all the luck.
I would probably still need to buy the viagra,
and a truckload of watermelons.

That is most likely what would happen with my fella also "Mama" it would put him to sleep.
Maybe you need to entice it to point in your direction "Mama".

Goodie, it may shock you to no end to hear it, but I'm no kitten in the boudoir. I can be, mind you, when the time calls for it, but when my enticement are thwarted, there's not much to do but stuff him full of watermelon and hope for the best.

Or, we could buy some blackmarket Viagra and spike the watermelon.

Now that's a good idea "Mama" we could make a fortune selling spiked watermelon.

Just remember he must have at least 6 cups a day Ellie.
I wonder if men can live on watermelon, and nothing else. hehehehehe