I express myself through sandwich artistry, what do you do?  

About the only thing that we have at my office sort of along these lines is our weekly "beer 30," which is gathering in the conference room for beverages of some sort (strictly each individual's choice as to what they drink, though there is often beer in our work fridge). There's a rule that we're not supposed to talk about work while we're there, but rather just use the time to unwind at the end of the week. It's certainly one of the super awesome things about my job. :)

As for me personally, I just keep a lot of really silly stuff around my office, which helps it seem not as stressful. I have an entire shelf of mini Star Wars characters, and a neon green Halloween skeleton stretched out at the base of my monitor. Just really ridiculous stuff that doesn't belong in an office environment, but it wouldn't be my office without it. :)

Hehehehe I love it, "Write secret messages on the bun".
Just imagine if one of the customers happened to open their bun and the message was still there. Hehehehehe

I do not work so I have no funny stories or rants to share.
Yours was priceless.

I like secret writing on the bun, hahaha. Me, at the office, I lip synch what is my boss saying. Like she don't like the report giving that way, i lip synch from far away what she did say to me. One time we had a meeting and I was the one she order me to write the minutes of if, but i failed too because i let myself join in the meeting by stating my side (i remember the meeting is about a personal problems of my two co-workers). I really forgot to take down notes because I am too busy participating, before the meeting end she ask me to give the minutes to her before we go home and I said , i am not taking down notes since I am talking. But still I am forcibly to give minutes to her, so what i done is i gave my draft on her with a little notes and at the end of the paper, i quote "sorry , i can't remember i guess I am talking here"...without a word from her, she made the minutes by herself without bothering me. Talk about honesty.LoL.

I must like my job because I don't do anything like that!! However, I do like the thought of constantly removing the staples from someone's stapler. Priceless!

LMAO Tina, you sure have made me rethink those delivery options! I don't have any complaints about my work, other than I don't have enough at this moment :))) I find it interesting to see the devilish side of your nature however, I have not seen much of this side of you :))))

Ha ha, I'm killing myself laughing about the idea of you drawing body parts in mustard Hang on a minute, let me see if I can guess which parts you were drawing... hmmmm... LoL

Very impressive, Tina. I did not know that you were such an artist.

Would this count? What if I told you that I shoved a roll of dimes up my bum and walked around like that all day, then when I made change to people I used these dimes? Especially when going through toll booths. Who do those toll booth operators think they are, charging ME to drive through their little driveways!!?? Ah yes, sweet revenge.