Who dares me to respond...

Right ta much!

So you wont do it? then why did you ask?

I didny say i would or wouldnt did i?
All i said to you was ta much!

Thats fine nay worries

LOL to be honest Hatley this discussion was supposed to be a laugh!
All i wanted was to put a bit of humour into this forum,now i am made out to be some kinda idiot.Time my flip flops came back eh


Oh & i mailed him he said he wont drive from Edinburgh..
Right pal catch ya later hahaha

LOL LOUD this is hilarious your no idiot lmao

thanks for best response much appreciated

LOL i aint a man Celanith.

OMG LOUD YOU ARE RIGHT. the crazies do come out at this time i got to get off of here LMAO.

diane

OMG this conversation is too much. I am rolling around.:)

Oh sorry LoudnProud LOL got carried away your so hilarious. Anyway. Kudos to you may you find what your seeking. Hahaha!

noooooooooo it was in GumTree Edinburgh..anyone can read it!
He said i stay too far away..oh well

So does he like Pina Colada's and getting caught in the rain? Too lazy too travel is he? How far are yi from Ayr, by the way? If I ever get up to see ma friend, maybe we could meet and have a laugh. You will know me by my rainbow mary janes as I don't wear flip flops, rubs the toes!

Ayr oh wow no clue Irish..i used to stay in Newton Stewart well just outside of it when i was wee,my dad was a P0,then we moved to clacks when he got transferred to Glenochil & Cornton Vale...I mind going to Ayr on hols i reckon it must be aboot 1hr 45 mins fae me

Looked on my map and it looks to be about 70 miles. They are actually between Ayr and Dumfries, closer to a little town called Sanquhar. Watch for ma shoes!

Yeh ma wee bro was born in Dumfries!

A snog is a kiss..a kiss is polite!

thank you!! ive been hearing the term for years and years and no one would ever explain to me wtf it was!!

Hey Diane i got a new toy & he is a boy!! Toy Boy

LAMO Loud..........Your hilarious.

Yeh sure Spark,that particular one freeked me out a little,but aha i tried it out on someone else.I reckon i freeked em out!! bleh

Then it's a date and I promise to keep my hands in pockets until you're ready to play with them! ROFL

Sure i would go anywhere for you jedi,but only if yer a man.
I am talking UK size 12..not American..so no clue what half or over means

*checks*

Yep im 100% man;) Hmm all ok you are meaning 12 uh centimeters? Not 12 inches lol.

darkjedi, that's hilarious! So yer a little more than half that, are ya? Good to know - I'm going to file that little tidbit of information away for later, darlin. But sugar? She's talking about women's clothing sizes. Well, she wasn't, but the idiot who wrote the ad she's posted here was. Dictating size is he? I wonder about his own now. And I'll bet he doesn't come anywhere near you, darkj. But then again, who does? Come over here and let me give you a whack with my riding crop. I promise I won't leave welts.

jedi who cares!
I am 6,wana be 9

Clothes? Um must be something a girl would pick up, I dont see naything about clothes lol. Hehehe a whack with your riding crop? No welts? What fun is that? I would love to have some welts hehehe, check out my newest discussion and you will see why hehehe.

Actually, darkjedi, I did see that discussion, which is why I put in that little tidbit with the riding crop. And ok, I think I better get over to that discussion and ask you there what I was just going to ask you here. So see you there!!!

Oh - and the clothing part? That comes in when he says in his little "ad" that he doesn't want to meet anyone larger than a size 12, which means dress size, darlin. Ok? Got it? I knew you would!

Hehehe ahh ok.


Yep you can definetly tell im a guy lol, anything clothes wise just flew over my head and I immediately thought pervertly lol.

lol! Well honey, you can only be what you are. And perv is as perv does. lol again! Listen, I've been in the gutter for so long, I get dizzy on the first floor! So I know where you're coming from, darlin.

The first floor? Hmm I think I might have been there when I was about 13 or so hehehe. I dont live in the gutters anymore, im living in the sewers;)

Dont know Nova,dont care..hes a muppet.. end off!
May i send you a PM i need help with something please

Loud, OF COURSE you can send me a PM!!!! You can send me one anytime the notion strikes you, darlin. And I will be most happy to help you in any way I can with whatever the issue is. Please, feel free.

LOL you should have been here 2 months ago.I wasnt always like that haha.
Daft yeh but not in that way..anyway thanks wheresthefun!