What is the first thing that you do when you wake up in the morning?

I got straight to the potty. I always have to go pee first thing when I wake up and then I go downstairs and put the kettle on. pee then caffine, lol

First thing I do is hope it is a mistake and that it is not really time to get up, or that it is in fact the weekend and all just a big mistake. Failing that I get up, wash, dress then go and wake up with a cup of coffee.

The first thing that I do when I wake up is think about going back to sleep in the evening. Right now, I really do not have anything on my schedule, so I do not feel rushed to do anything. I just have the occasional day of work. But, anyway. Usually I turn on/wake up my laptop and then go to the bathroom. Sometimes I get distracted by the laptop and forget that I had to go potty until and hour later when the feeling hits me twice as hard as before.

The first and foremost thing after I get up is to see the Gods picture.This is the start of the day and only they I see others.Now,I straight go to the kitchen and have a glass full of water with good gargle. This is very good for health and digestion which was told to me around 30 years back and I am following since then.I do my regular exercise and the fresh up.I wash my teeth and have a good bath,offer prayers to the Lord and then have a break fast. And,then jump into the daily schedule of work.

I would switch off the alarm and then drink tea.i am a bachelor,otherwise i would first plant a kiss in my wifes lips.

a lot depends on if i have anything i have to do first thing in the morning, if not, go make something to eat then outside for a smoke, after that just depends on what i have planned for the day

i am awoken first thing in the morning by my alarm clock so the first thing i do is switch it off then head for the bathroom to clean my teeth, then down stairs for a drink, cant stand to have not brushed my teeth as soon as i get out of bed, dont know why as it is the last thing i do before i get in bed aswell

The very first thing I do when I roll out of bed is check my phone to see if I have any missed calls or messages. Then I get up and go straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth. I hate to talk in the morning if I haven't. Then, I make my bed.

First thing I do is the same as any other bloke ... I scratch my balls.

That is why the first thing women do is rub their eyes - cos they've got no balls to scratch.

I don't wake up to an alarm clock or I would have to put that as first. So since I don't use that I go straight to the coffee pot and turn it on. Then I have to let the dog out and make sure that the children aren't killing each other. By then the coffee's done and I get a cup and jump on the computer. It's the only thing that I do every day the rest of the day is just a step by step of what could or will happen.