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myLot reputation of 17/100. ken18neth (924)4 weeks ago

a little boy and girls are in a bathtub and are two naked because they are two little too understand to understand anythings like that the girls and boy ask each other "what that" and they both reply "ill ask my parent"

so the boy goes home and ask his dad what it is. the Dad looks solemnly at him and says "Son that's your car you park in the girls garage"

the girls goes home and says" "what that's" the mother says" that's your garage dont let any boy park his car in it.

the next day they are again the tub the boys says its a car remember what his dad said so he begin to put in the girls
"garage" but then the girls remember what her mom said"

5 minutes later the girls comes to the mom with blood all over her
the mother ask her what was wrong and she said"
"Mommy a boy tried to put his car in my garage but i popped his two back tires..


boy 3
 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 71/100. ghidz142126 (197)   4 weeks ago

hehehe,it seems i know what you mean.hehehe

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2. myLot reputation of 90/100. sassygirlanne007 (2243)   ranked 77 out of 900 in humor   4 weeks ago

lol omg thats horrible.

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3. Daphers (78)   4 weeks ago

oh my god, ewwwwwwwwwww. lol

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4. myLot reputation of 41/100. worldwidewadi (172)   4 weeks ago

haha, that's a good one!I was watching Eddie Murphy's stand up comedy show Delirious recently and I just gotta share this joke from the show:

A bear and a rabbit are taking sh*t in the woods. The bear noticed some sh*t sticking to the rabbit's fur and asked, "Don't you mind that sh*t sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit said "No."


And the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit....

 
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