Religion, by Cats.

@II2aTee (2559)
United States
July 24, 2008 11:27am CST
Ever wonder what the Bible would be like if it was written by a cat? Well, wonder no more... Now the ultimate secrets of life are published... inspired by the Grace of the all powerfull Ceiling Cat. http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1 Can I has religion pl0z?
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cyntrow
@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
24 Jul 08
LMAO!! I read 1 Samuel to see what Ceiling Cat had to say about David and Jonathan, my favorite love story: 1 Affer Debid stop talk wif Pall, Johnathan said iluvu to Debid.2 Affer dat, Pall keepz Debid as pet, and sez, "no go bak to yr dadz."3 'N den Johnathan promitz to luv Debid for moar dan hiz cookie.4 So den he getz nekkid foar Debid, I tink cuz Debid no has cloves or jus lyk nekkid Johnathan, wutevar ROFL
II2aTee
@II2aTee (2559)
• United States
24 Jul 08
How about the most well known... Leveiticus 18: "No can has mansex like has ladysex. (hehe) That iz teh ghey."
cyntrow
@cyntrow (8523)
• United States
25 Jul 08
I wish they ahd the new testament. I'd love to see how Paul cat feels about everything. And Jesus Cat. OMG, I'm dying.
skinnychick
@skinnychick (6905)
• United States
24 Jul 08
One word: HUH??? WTF??? LOL Ok two words. Couldn't understand it and don't wanna! :)
Latrivia
@Latrivia (2878)
• United States
24 Jul 08
Cats are Gods in their own minds. I have yet to meet an animal so full of itself (besides humans, of course). Ever pissed of a cat? They get even, and usually it isn't pretty. They will make you regret bringing their wrath upon you. Thank you for the link - I know some pretty avid cat lovers who will love this.
II2aTee
@II2aTee (2559)
• United States
24 Jul 08
Dogs thinking: "Wow, this guy gives me food, water, he pets my belly and gives me treats - he must be a God!!" Cats thinking: "Wow, this guy gives me food, water, he pets my belly and gives me treats - I must be a God!!"
olivemai
@olivemai (4738)
• United States
24 Jul 08
Sounds funny to me! Cats are something else, the way they act.
cortjo73
@cortjo73 (6498)
• United States
24 Jul 08
LOL! So, now I know what my lovely ladies would sound like if the 3 of them could actually speak! LOL!
fiona08
@fiona08 (454)
• United States
25 Jul 08
These are a hoot! My kids (23, 22, 19, 13) have all been speaking lol cat speak for a long time now. They text me questions in lol cat. It is kind of contagious! Sounds kind of funny coming from a 42 year old woman, in every day conversation. lol
tessah
@tessah (6617)
• United States
24 Jul 08
omfgawwwwd ;keels over;