I'm Coming Back As a Toilet Brush  

Oh sure, millions of things. I have spilled stuff on people's clothes, broken stuff in their homes, etc. Sometimes I wonder why people talk tome at all.

The most recent and worst thing I did that I can think of recently was just a few days ago. I sent an email to a friend with something in it that was supposed to make him feel good. It did exactly the opposite and set him up for a horrible day, which in turn made me feel guilty as hell.

Oh Please LJ, not as a toilet brush, anything but a toilet brush PLEASE.
I would not know how to talk to a loo brush. LOL

Poor kitty, he will know you did not mean to step on him.
I have often stood on the foot of one of the chickens.
When we go to feed them, they just run at us from all directions.
They get under our feet and trying to avoid one we step on another.
Animals know if you are hurting them on purpose.
He will come home when he has finished sulking.

It's a story that just kills me to tell, LJ, but I'll tell you here. Back in the seventies, when I didn't want to be the little sister anymore, and I started hanging out with my big sister as often as I could, we were at the home of a friend of Patty's (Patty being my sister), and everyone was very stoned on various substances, and there was a very, very tiny puppy there too, maybe 8 weeks old or so, and it was dark in the house, and although I had smoked some pot, I wasn't doing anything hard, and it appears I'm trying to make excuses here, but ok, I'll get on with it. Somehow, god knows, I stepped on that puppy, evidently on his little head. Well, some of us rushed to the vet with him, but he was to damaged to live, so they put him down, and I couldn't believe then and still cannot believe how cruel everyone was to me about it. I was absolutely, completely devastated, just beside myself with grief, and I was given so much sh!t about it, it just broke my heart into a million pieces. To this day, I cry when that horrible day creeps back into my memory. It's something I'll never forget. Or forgive. Either way. Myself or them. Maybe now that I've written it down, it will be exorcised out of my brain to a more manageable degree. I hope so.

And once, I put on one of my slippers, and thought there was a lump in it or something, and when I took it off to check it out, there was a dead mouse in it that had crawled inside a hole in the lining of the insole and got squashed by me. Well, let me tell you, I thought I was going to lose it. I threw the slippers away immediately, and cried for hours about that damn mouse. My husband, knowing me so very well, was even surprised at how crushed I was about crushing that poor little mouse. I couldn't stop crying for hours.

Killing anything is just so abhorrent to me, LJ, and if I have any part in any killing, it just destroys me. But all you did tonight was step on his little leg, and I can assure you, that cat will be fine. He'll forgive you. They always do. They love you as much as you love them.

I have done tons of thing by accident that made me feel like crap. The worst thing I can think of right now, thanks to your post here reminding me of it. I stepped on my sons head in the middle of the night, he was sleeping on the floor.
I thought for sure I killed him, he never even woke up.

Yes, i got my wife preggers! god!




that one worked out well!

Please don't come back as a toilet brush. You'll be driven clean round the bend! Anyway, Goodie uses a toilet brush on me when I get uppity with her. Now that stings I can tell you. LOL.

I have stepped on oodles of dogs legs in my time but never broken one. I did once help my friend Ashley "bounce" off my bed and he broke his collar bone. When I stopped laughing I called my mum and she got his and he was carted off to hospital and I was sent to bed without any supper. I was only 37! LOL. ( 9 really).

Yeah. When my double first cousin and I were 8 years old, she got a Mrs Beasley doll for Christmas. I loved it, she let me play with it.

SO there I was , pulling the string...

Do you want to hear a secret? I know one.

Gracious me, you're getting to be such a big girl!

I do think you're the nicest little friend I ever had.

It would be such fun to play jump rope, don't you think?

If you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

If you were a little smaller, I could rock you to sleep.

Long ago I was a little girl just like you!

Speak a little louder dear, so Mrs. Beasley can hear you.

Would you like to try on my glasses? You may if you wish.

You may call me Mrs. Beasley. Would you like to play?

Then I pulled the string too far

It wouldnt go back in. My cousin cried. I felt like dirt.

I still feel bad about it.

Hmmm.. her birthday is Tuesday.. anybody know where to get a Mrs Beasley doll?

Oh wait.. shes sailing aorund the world on a sailboat right now.

Yes. I started a religious discussion.
ROFL
Lj, if you come back as a toilet brush, and one of the cats dips his head for a drink, aren't you afraid of poking him with your bristles? LOL
Sometimes in life we just can't win.
I hope your cat's ok. How many lives has he used up so far? There you go ............ no worries, he's got lots left!
LOL

Yeh probably Lj but i cant think of anything in particular at the moment.I know plenty things i broke purposely haha.
Hope your wee kitty is ok now !

oh i feel for you, i know only too well what it feels like to accidentally hurt a pet, i did it to my cat Max a few months ago, he was laying on the floor and i didn't see him, so i dropped a heavy box full of wood on top of him and he ran for cover, he let out this almighty howl, so it must have hurt him as well as shocked him, he did come home after about an hour but he was so scared to come near me, it took him a few days to get his confidence with me again, but i felt so bad, because he was so small i didn't see him and the box slammed on top of him, i still feel bad when i think about it, he's such a sweet little soul too and i could never imagine hurting him like that again, i am always aware that he's here now....sorry about your cat, it wasn't your fault....my cat wasn't injured, but he was shocked for a little while