The Naked City: New York, New York--is it your kind of town?  | | | | I do love New York! However, I would not be comfortable with the trend--Naked dining, Naked Yoga, Naked Comedy Clubs. I know, I know...most people say they don't do it to look at others...Maybe they do, maybe they don't. I don't want to see others naked. I don't want to SMELL others naked. Think about it. Not all people are clean. If they are naked, you become acquainted with that even sooner than if they kept their clothes on. I will admit there are time I would love to walk outside in the nude..assuming people were not there. I would love to feel the cool air on my body...but I don't want to be around others naked. Imagine in a restaurant or comedy club people put their naked bodies on a chair..and the next night someone else does. How clean! Please do not tell me how they clean the chairs after use...I know better. Then in a yoga room you have all those sweating naked bodies together. Ugh! Yes, I know everyone has to be bring their own mat. Still....and then we have enough problems with perverts as it is. This will bring more to the table. Welcome to Nude York City. Some folks are stripping down to escape the scorching summer temperatures - but others aren't waiting 'til they hit the area's clothing-optional beaches. The au naturel look is catching on at city restaurants, a Midtown yoga club and even a stand-up comedy joint. "We're just more comfortable nude," said John Ordover, who rents city eateries for dinner parties with a strict dress code - no clothes allowed. Vote: Would you do Yoga in the buff? "We're not out to shock or put on a public spectacle. We want only to do things that other people do in the way that we are most comfortable doing them. That, for us, is without clothes," he said. About 50 diners - whose motto is "no hot soup" - regularly turn up for Ordover's monthly meals held at venues including the Mercantile Grill on Pearl Street and Pete's Downtown in Brooklyn. They're served by regular restaurant staff - forced by city laws to keep their clothes on. "We've never had a restaurant say no to us, and the waiters think nothing of it," said Ordover, 46, who works as a Web marketer when he has his clothes on. "If you work in a restaurant in New York City, the chances are you've seen a lot more shocking things than a room full of naked diners," he added. At a Midtown studio called the Phoenix Temple, twice-weekly yoga classes also are really encouraging participants to expose their inner selves. "I had such a transformative experience on my own when I did yoga naked rather than clothed," said Naked Yoga NYC teacher Isis Phoenix. "I wanted to share that." The classes have about 10 devotees who have to obey two rules - leave your clothes behind, and bring your own mat. "We are reclaiming and celebrating our bodies," said Phoenix, who starts each class with a disrobing ceremony. "The first 10 minutes of class for anyone who is new, there's always a sense of trepidation," said Phoenix. "It dissolves very quickly." And at a Gotham comedy club, the sniggering isn't caused just by the punch lines. "The first time I tried comedy naked, it was the best thing ever," said Andy Ofiesh, founder of the Naked Comedy Showcase, whose stable of stark-naked funnymen and women perform once a month at the People's Improv Theater in Chelsea. "It gives you a kind of vulnerability that puts the audience on your side straight away." That audience could also be in the same vulnerable state. Half the auditorium is reserved for people who enjoy laughing in the nude. "We fill the space," said Ofiesh. "Finding comedians is more difficult. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
| 1. gewcew23 (5064)
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4 years ago
| | Some times more is more and with clothes this is true. Look I do not want to eat around a bunch of nudist. I do not even eat in my house in the nude so why would I go out and eat in the nude. I do not do yoga but I think it would be a bad idea to see everyone in those poses nude. John Ordover might be more comfortable without clothes but I do not want to see him without clothes. Hay Andy Ofiesh they are not laughing with you they are laughing at you. | | | | | | | Yestheypayme2dothis (3492)
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4 years ago
| | In so many places today they want people to take down anything with scripture or the flag, and this is the United States of America...but they have no problem seeing each other naked. | | | | | | | Coolest Tour in New York (and we're not just talking air conditioned shuttles) www.OnBoardNewYorkTours.com | add comment | | | |
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4 years ago
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