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myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277) 4 years ago

Over 40 dress code
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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
13. Thongs and Depends

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1. myLot reputation of 99/100. mimpi1911 (8497)   ranked 125 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

*giggles*

What a list!!! I had a real laugh. Just imagine myself in a mini skirt and support hose!! I can drop dead laughing.
lol...


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

LOL well i'm glad that i am making people laugh today....i can't stop laughing at the thongs and depends....ewww what a thought...hehehehe..lol...have a great day....cheers! happy

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. jwfarrimond (3266)   ranked 730 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

thumbupGood list! but being a man, mostly quite irrelevant to me. (I take no notice of fashions to start with) not that I'd actually wear any of those which might conceivably be relevant to me. lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

well i couldn't imagine a guy wearing a thong and depends...LMAO...ooh i shudder the thought.....lolshocked

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3. kay1967 (24)   ranked 8,734 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Oh my gosh, that's so funny. I would hate to run into any of those. But I bet a dime there's plenty out there.


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

LOL...your probably right kay....oooh imagine that....lol....well i am 45 today but i would never dream of wearing any of this stuff, i am still a jeans a shirt girl....lol....happy

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4. myLot reputation of 83/100. sherlock27 (850)   ranked 7,444 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

I work with a woman who just turned 58 and she started getting tatoos 3 years ago. She had some big ones on her legs and arms. She has some kind of problem with her legs that swell every once in awhile which draws attention to the enormous tattoes on them. She wears shorts, pedal pushers etc. She also goes to rock concerts!!!! She says she's not done with the tattoos, plans on getting more. She's proud of her ART work!!! She also wears the shirts she buys at these concerts very proudly.


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

oh wow, she must be young at heart, if she's got it then i say flaunt it, but if she ain't then hmmm....oooh i don't know, maybe she just likes tattoos, i have one but it isn't on show, i have it on my back and keep it covered up alot...as for mini skirts, i stopped wearing them when i was in my 20's, i couldn't wear them now...good for her if she feels confident...happy


myLot reputation of 83/100. sherlock27 (850)   ranked 7,444 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Sadly to say, she's really not attractive and she's kind of on the chunky side.She is very immature at heart to say the least. I guess she makes herself happy this way. I believe sometimes you have to create your own happiness.


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

well as the old saying goes, we are what we are and won't change, as long as this lady is happy, that's all that matters...happy

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5. myLot reputation of 86/100. Vladilyich1 (1219)   ranked 6,429 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

When I lived in Florida and was at the beach, I definitely believed that there should be fashion police. Especially 4, 7, 9, 10, and 11!lol


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

LOL...oh my....i shudder to think....LOL....lol

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6. myLot reputation of 96/100. tamarafireheart (13724)   ranked 408 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Hi tatty,

Such a shame, sweatshirts and Jeans is that ok? it hides the multitude of sins he he.

Tamara


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

i love my jeans, i have a fave pair that i love wearing because they are so comfy, i do wear vests and summer tops with them, but i can get away with wearing a dress now and then, i bought a gorgeous maxui dress yesterday foir my birthday and it was so comfy, it is the smock type but i felt nice and loose in it...LOL...so i think it's ok to wear shirt and jeans sometimes...happy

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7. myLot reputation of 99/100. GardenGerty (35334)   ranked 27 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Friend tatty you certainly have me laughing. There are other things that should not happen regardless of age, and I can imagine them too. I think I will run out and change clothes before work.


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

lollol Gerty, you aint weating thongs and depends are you...LMAO...i had to post this yesterday as soon as i saw it i had to post it in here to make people smile...i thought it was hilarious, just the thought made me giggle...lol...

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8. myLot reputation of 99/100. Opal26 (14496)   ranked 376 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

lolOK Birthday Girl I'm LMAO! That's great-
Never heard those before-Did you make them up? Very funny!
Way cute. I have to show them to my friends. The will
definitely appreciate them. Aren't you supposed to be
celebrating or something. What are you doing here, oh I
know you just want to be close to your mylot friends!
We want you to be too!cool


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

OL...no i didn't make them up, i do confess that i stole them from a friend in another website, i just wanted to post them here, i couldn't resist....LOL...lol

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9. myLot reputation of 93/100. craftcatcher (2276)   ranked 299 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

That's hilarious tatty lol. Hey I'll tell you that I wear tight pants but no form fitting shirts and no shirts tucked in! However, as long as they keep making really good push-up bras, the girls are getting shown off.... at least while I'm on stage. thumbup


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

LOL craft, i too have to wear them nice push ups when i am on stage, not for show but it's part of the image of being a singer, i don't show off too much byut i do dress accordingly....i am way past wearing mini skirts and midriff tops now...LOL....


myLot reputation of 93/100. craftcatcher (2276)   ranked 299 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Ewwww mini-skirts and bare midriffs, not for me... I want fans to WANT to see me, not spend the night in the bathroom barfing. Showing the girls off distracts them from the rest of me! lollollol


myLot reputation of 93/100. craftcatcher (2276)   ranked 299 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Oh thanks for the BR!


myLot reputation of 98/100. tattylashes (4277)  4 years ago

yes i tend to dress accordingly nowadays, mini skirts is a deffo NO NO, your welcome to the BR too...thankyou.....

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