I find myself distracted by the ladies under garments showing in worship.

The gutter? So sad, so sad. Surely God doesn't think of creation in those terms?

You bet it's sad. If you're squinting to detect women's panty lines (from the pulpit, apparently), it's quite possible you have a problem.

How do you deal with these distractions, especially those 'unsightly bulges below a man's belt"?

You simply accept that both men and women wear underwear--and you thank G-d for that fact. At your age (and mine), if you can't get beyond underwear, how do you deal with real issues--like hunger, sickness, poverty, and natural disasters?

Why, you do your utmost to meet them, what else? What does that have to do with undergarments?

It appears to me that you expend far too much valuable time and energy worrying about undergarments when you could focus more important matters. Your question is frivilous, like your user name. If you want your ministry to be characteristized by your self-proclaimed hornyness, then so be it. Just don't expect others to take you seriously about matters that ARE important.

I understand your struggle.

rev god made man in his image and without clothes does that also make you horny>?

MY struggle? Don't flatter yourself. You are a clergyman calling himself "hornymanclergyman" in an era when far too many clergy have been predators who abuse children and adult parishioners. Have you any idea how inappropriate your user ID is to victims and the families of victims? And on top of that, you complain about the provocation caused by bra straps and panty lines. I suggest that it's time to grow up, Rev.

If you weren't so horribly judgmental, it would be so much easier for me to admit defeat.

Quite in keeping, I guess. If it makes you feel better, go ahead and blame the messenger.

I was going to respond to this discussion, however, Loves has said all I could have said about it. Clergyman, you need to keep you eyes on the pulpit instead of squinting to make out a pantyline, if you're looking that hard to see it.......you have issues. As for your id on here, that's a joke in itself, which makes you nothing more than a joke. All I can add is, I'm glad I don't go to your church.

I envy you your self control.

No self control required on my part with regard to ladies undergarments.

You have so much control that you do not even recognize your powers.

I recognise that I have the power to not flash my undergarments at dirty vicars... does that count?

Dirty vicars? Do you mean vicars who are gardening?

yeah, if thats what you want to call it ... tho' I wouldn't flash at the clean ones either.

That certainly sounds prudent.

I think what wizzywig was trying to get at is that you
vicar are dirtyminded and i do agree forget about womens
underclothes and cleanse your mind

you are a naughty clergyman!

Yes, perhaps I should get new glasses.

That would at least help to avoid headaches and eye strain.

I am merely a servant. You?

What a way to get around the question I asked. What am I? Im pagan and proud thats what I am. So your doing whatever "servant" crap that you do on sundays and watching the women and trying to look down their shirts and all that, yeah what a great guy you are. Well at least your admitting that your horny and trying to stare down their shirts.


Pagan and Proud

Why thank you for your admiration.:)

Admiration? Thats what you call it? Riiiight.

You are too kind. I am blushing.

Excellent idea! Maybe even with some magnifiers.

Maybe something like this would help him out.

Yes, new glasses are something I desperately need, but I've been hesitant to purchase them because I feel guilty serving my needs when so many others have greater needs. Perhaps I should see if the ladies union might be able to raise something for me.

Oh I am sure a union with a lady with raise something for you.

heeheeheehee

This seems a valid point.

Horniness a sin?? Are you crazy?! How could that even come close to being sinful?

How do you deal with your own horniness? Do you practice laying on of hands to help you in these times?

sir dirty mindedness I am a 81 year old woman and I do not have horniness at all, I was married for 34 years and i have never before heard a pastor talk like you do, I am disgusted with
your thinking and think you should apologize to all us
women who wear under wear.

What about the ladies who don't wear under garments?

you really do have a disgusting mind, how in hell would
'yuo know about anylady who didnt wear undergarments and
I suppose that is a sin too. welljust forget it. you owe all women an apology.

mr. horny pastor?! i petied if your really a pastor coz it seems you are only a pastor by name but not in deed and spiritually. how come you raise such question when you are serving?
thats why many people leave Christianity because of people like you! hope the Lord will bless your heart and soul and help you realized all the things that you did! may the Lord have mercy on you!

Is this really a real person? Surely this can't be a member of the clergy! If it is, then who were the other candadates that didn't make it?????