The damn squirrel was having sex on my new deck!  |
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|  The first thing I wanted to do is build a deck on the back of my new home I moved in years ago. Construction of this deck began back in Spring of 2004 as I used a team of one,...myself. The actual build was difficult, but the one thing that kept me going was the thought of me and the misses outside relaxing on the new deck as soon as I was finished. Around the beginning of summer of the same year the deck was completed, inspected and ready to have new outdoor furniture placed on it. I did get all of the furniture built and positioned on the deck for the entirety of the day late into the night, because that is what my wife told me I should agreed with her for me to do. Needless to say I was too tired and sweaty to use the deck that night so with great anticipation I waited to early the next morning. Whenever you are anxious about doing something or going somewhere, you tend to have a picture in your mind how things are suppose to be. I got up early so I can put on one of my "piss my wife off shirt" and blue jeans and made a fresh pot of premium coffee, because I want my neighbors to see me sitting on my new deck relaxing like a retired man in a "A.R.P" commercial. As I took a glance out the window to admire my craftsmanship, I was met with the surprise that a raggedy squirrel and his girlfriend were doing the "baby-making Tango" under the table on my new deck! I lost my mind as far as I did if both squirrels didn't just look at me as if I had no business being there. So I ran out the patio door with a broom in hand determined to hit a "Home Run" with at least one of the little critters, when it finally occur to me to look around and noticed that some of my neighbors were just staring at me, mouth agape in amazement. As I visualized what I must've looked like chasing two squirrels on my new deck, then I understood why they looked at me that way. I looked just like a raving, broom wielding lunatic which is not what I envisioned myself being once I had a chance to sit on my deck.
The point of this story is to try to find another "interest" group that can best describe the discussion other than "Sparks of Insanity".
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2.  ruby222 (2574)
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4 years ago
| |  Im a bit concerned here,it seems to me that the squirrels have lost out,you spoiled day!!now in my book thats a bit mean and if I had seen hem then I would have at least let them finish their act of love!!whereas the squirrel population could have been helped ,you have now hindered it well and truly,plus the neighbours now think that you have lost your marbles,,...
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3.  wadeys (1168)
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4 years ago
| |  is it bad if i find your story very amusing? i can only imagine the look on your fase when you saw the squirls i know if it had been me i would have had the wtf expression all over my face and the it would probly be replaced with annoyenc of the two squirls on the deck. Sorry that all your neighbors think that your crazy now but i guess it would be had fro them to have seen the two.
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| 4. cortjo73 (2353)
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4 years ago
| |  LOL! Thank you for the giggle! Sorry...I know those pesky squirrels are quite a nuisance and, I would probably not be entirely happy if the first enjoyment had on my brand new deck wasn't mine but two of those little pains in the butt. But, it is still funny from the perspective of an outsider looking in! LOL!
As far as it fitting somewhere other that Sparks of Insanity...nope! Sparks herself is sure to be proud of you putting such a lively, giggle inducing story in her category!
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| 6. danishcanadian (24607)
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3 years ago
| |  LOL That's too funny! Why didn't you just get a hose, or a water pistol, and blast the loittle suckers (wellt not suckers, rather something that rhymes with suckers) right off of the deck. it would be fun to see how high you could have blown them, and where they landed, and if they were still stuck together when they landed. haha
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