|  No you dont have to be blonde to have blonde moments, it is just a saying. But I am blonde, and I have had some pretty funny ones. I dont consider myself unintelligant, but we all do and say silly, even dumb things at some point in our lives. So here is my funniest, IMO, blonde moment, I am sure there are tons more lol.
Probably when I was in my early twenties, because I was still partying, so I am sure that is the correct time frame. I was on my way to my moms, way out in the boonies, and my car tire blew out. I amazingly was able to control the car and get it over to the side of the road. I was a very independant, and even stubborn young woman so of course I was going to change it myself without asking for help. Several nice motorists had stopped to offer assistance, all of whom I said no. Ok so I got out the spare tire, no easy task I might add, since it was bolted on so tight, that I thought I was gonna blow a blood vessel. Then I got out the jack thingy. I had the car all pumped up, and was starting to loosen the bolts on the flat tire. A car pulled up next to me and said I think you need help in this sarcastic tone. I said no I dont I got it under control. So of course he gets out of his car to come stare at me, as I am struggling with the bolts on the flat. I found this actually very infuriating, but ignored him and kept doing what I was doing. I got the first bolt loose, ha and I turned to him and said Ha see I dont need no mans help. He just looked at me like I was crazy, laughed and said well since you have your jack upside down you might want to reconsider that. I felt like such a dumb @@@ and even had the nerve to ask him if he was sure LOL. Anyway he kindly fixed my tire, refused any money, and went on his way. Sometimes being stubborn and strong willed does not always suit my needs. OK so give it up, tell your best blonde moment.
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