Don't put peanut butter in the microwave!  |
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 Ok, here we go again, yet another story that portrays my high level of intelligence. Well I decided I wanted to make a peanut butter and honey sandwich today and I was looking for the jar of peanut butter and it ended up to be in the fridge, I normally don't store it in there, actually, lots of things end up in my fridge unintentionaly like the remote control to the TV, but that's another story. So since this plastic jar of peanut butter had been in the fridge it was too cold and too hard to wipe accross the bread without tearing it so I decided to microwave it to soften it up. I didn't realize that the protective seal was made of some metal substance such as aluminum and so I pressed start on the cooker and walked away, then I saw sparks flying and the microwave was making snapping noises from the inside, IT WAS ON FIRE! I didn't know what to do so I ran outside, then I ran back in an unplugged it, don't ask me why I ran outside (please....lol) So now my microwave has a black hole in it the size of a golf ball on the inside. I can't wait to tell hubby when he gets home! (I still want a sandwich)
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1.  redchase (322) | 1 year ago |  oh wow! i've done that before too but i took most of the seal off but there was still enough on there to make the thing spark. good to know im not the only one. next time just scoop some out into a bowl or something. lol.
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3.  darkjedi (4381) | 1 year ago |  Wow you are an idiot, and deserve to be queen hehehehe:D So why did you run outside? lol. Damn that really sucks. Can you still use the microwave?
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 heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | I'm affraid that if I use the microwave in its present state, it might omit mass particles of radiation therefore transforming my entire family into something like "the hills have eyes" people. Oh, and I don't wanna grow a tail either. | |
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| darkjedi (4381) | 1 year ago | OR it could give you superpowers. Now how cool would that be? Thoguh still might end up with a tail hehehe.
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | Superpowers? LMAO that would be awesome! Hey maybe I already have superpowers, I'll be right back I'm gonna go see if I can fly.......... | |
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| darkjedi (4381) | 1 year ago | Um be careful, it can take some training to beable to use them, and not all are flying you know. Hehehe. | |
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| Rosekitty (4801) | 1 year ago |  I want to have some super powers so send that machine my way..lol..
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| darkjedi (4381) | 1 year ago | And what type of superpower would you want kitty? | |
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| Rosekitty (4801) | 1 year ago | I'd love to be able to read minds or transport myself... | |
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | I will send this microwave to you kitty, give me your address, we'll just hope that on it's way it doesn't provide the ups man with superpowers and he finds out our secret. | |
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | ooooooooh, well since my microwave is already burnt to hell, maybe I will try the cd thing....lol thanks sameroad! | |
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | Thanks kitty, I think I'll take you up on that sandwich now. Yea I guess I thought it could explode and I really don't care if my house burns down at this point because now our mortgage payment has reached 2,200 this month so if it burns down the insurance can pay it off..lol Wait, maybe I'll microwave something else today! | |
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| 7. Goodie123 (7549) | 1 year ago |  Oh My you did do a good job on the microwave.
I did not realise you were going to say you killed it.
I had visions of you cleaning sticky peanut butter out of your microwave.
do you think hubby willbe mad at you when he comes home. LOL
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | LOL, I did tell hubby and he just laughed, I thought he might be mad because it is fairly new, it's the kind that goes above the oven, I had to unplug it from inside of a cabinet! | |
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| 8. Transdisc (18489) | 1 year ago |  Did the mouse run outside, too?
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| heatherfeather80 (825) | 1 year ago | unfortunatly he did not run outside! LOL too bad the filing cabinet doesn't fit inside the microwave, otherwise they would all be outside. | |
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| 9. hal8711 (63) | 1 year ago |  what a shame!
about the sandwich...
but anyway, you didn't hurted, it's the most important thing in an accident.
and it'll be a caution for us...
thx for sharing~~
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