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|  Hello everybody Ji, I would like to relate total computer work, as it could be best done by our heavenly Gods controlling everthing in following manner:-
Brahma : Systems Installation & Documentation
Vishnu : Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati : Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesha : Quality Assuarance
Narada : Data transfer
Yama : Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta : IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Mainframe Programmers
Surya : Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ravan : Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan : Zombie Process
Lakshman : Support Software and Backup
Hanuman : Linux/s390
Vaali : MS Windows
Sugreeva : DOS
Jatayu : Firewall
Dronacharya : System Programmer
Vishwamitra : Sr. Manager Projects
Shakuni : Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki : Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna : SDLC (System Development Life Cycle )
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira: ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Motivation & Team building
Bhima : MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana : Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna : Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra : Visual C++
Gandhari : Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and patches
Could anyone compare similarly in any other fashion and style. have a graet day.
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 consultrainer (2137)
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4 years ago
| |  well, honored to be selected as BEST RESPONSE. More happy that you have given the free hand to circulate this.
Truly, this particular job-personification, gives us a great sort of relief from our routine works.
Thankyou for bringing the creativity out -- I think more people will come out with such hilarious and funny posts.
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| 3. dpk262006 (11865)
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4 years ago
| |  Quite an interesting compilation of Computer viz-a-viz Great Gods. Those who understand Hindu mythology and Hinduism will quite enjoy reading it and will appreciate it. I really enjoyed reading it.
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| dpk262006 (11865)
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4 years ago
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| 4. karmendra (680)
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4 years ago
| |  very nice,, we are comparing our Gods from Computer technology..
we can also Compare any thing form any thing..
that means world is round..
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