Have you ever killed a man?  

Why did you ask him that? to ditract him from giving you a ticket? That is the only thing I can think of?

Be glad I wasn't the officer. I'd have probably asked which of the two of you did you want me to shoot.

Why do you ask???? No one saw anything!! You can't prove anything!!! I was out of town!! It wasn't me!!!

Heather you are so lucky that he did not impound your toy-golf cart, slap you with some huge fines, and take you to a holding cell for public intociation! **Yes I know it is spelled wrong I need a spell checker*** LOL

Is this what you wanted to call me about?..interupting my customers with this drunking drivel..lol..You are so lucky he was laughing about..its just that cute face and voice!
huggs and so sweet talking to you

Okay lets go over this one point at a time. All in good fun of course.

"Last Saturday night, me and my friend were out on yet another drunken golf cart ride through the orange groves."

[Insert 1950's Tape #59 about responsibility and what not...]

"Our neighborhood only contains four houses and a lot of empty streets and bare lots so we were riding everywhere"

Where do you live? A town in an RPG(role-playing game)?

"well a police man was patrolling the neighborhood, doing his 1am rounds and turned his lights on for us to stop. He got out of his car and asked us what in Gods name we were doing driving a golf cart on the street at 1am when it wasn't street legal (we have no plates on it) We said that we thought it was ok as long as we were not on the main road with traffic. He proceeded to lecture us..."

[Continue playing tape 59]

"and my eyes were wondering about and gained focus on his gun in his side holster and I blurted out "Have you ever killed a man"? I cought him by surprise because his eyes buldged out and he looked at me for a second and then started laughing hysterically. He let us go without fining us that night.....lol"

Funny stuff. Hopefully my response at least elicits a chuckle... perhaps a small smirk? =P