Liberals' Obsession with Penises.  

Why are liberals so obsessed with the size of Conservative mens' penises?

The other day, I saw a T-shirt with a picture of a Hummer, under it it read, "Sorry about your small penis". I've heard this accusation from a lot of liberal sources. From SUVs and Pick up trucks to homes and pretty much anything else that men consider "the bigger the better".

Probably the most common connection liberals make between objects and the size of penises is guns. Now, I don't know about any of you, but the last thing I think about when I'm shooting is my penis. I've fired everything from a blow gun to an M109 155mm Self Propelled Howitzer. I never measured, but I would bet my penis didn't grow and shrink interchangeably as I switched from one gun to another.

It seems rather Freudian of Liberals to equate big things with small penises, but if they insist on doing so, should we play their silly little game... in reverse?

Liberals love their small cars and love flex fuel and hybrids even more.

So, if a liberal gets all excited about how small their car is, is it because they want other liberals to think they have a big penis?

If liberals are so excited about flex, do their penises flex when they are most excited?

If liberal women are so excited about men with hybrids, does that mean they like a man whose penis shuts down when they are idling?

I guess I know understand why liberals get so excited about Wind Power. I mean, what better fallace symbol is their than the tall, slender, erect wind mill. Just like a liberal man though, just one wind turbine isn't going to get much done, it takes many, many erections to get produce results any woman can use.

It kind or reminds me of the line from the first Police Academy movie...

Back in the old days, there were johnsons as far as the eye could see.

and what a lovely sight it was!

It would just be too much if the wind machines that get those libbies so hot are made by... "Johnson & Sons" ;~D