Tonight I'm the babysitter  

This is where you should have a good video or a book for them to learn from, I think it must be hard for a male to explain these things to girls, but it sounds like you are having a good girls party night..enjoy they will start growing up real fast now..

No help coming from here. However, I do promise to laugh quietly at you instead of out loud so I don't encourage them any. I'm afraid that's about the best I can do tonight.

Tell them you'll play 'Hide & Seek' with them. They go & hide, you dont get round to the seeking. You get to sleep/blog on myLot and they love you for ever for being so rubbish at the game! (actually that would probably only work with the 7year old...)
Get them to start writing their Christmas 'wishlists'?? or make their own commercial for those special 'Kmart' eggs? Print off a really difficult wordsearch? ...or a really difficult list of questions & say that you'll answer more of their questions once they've completed that list? Bribe them to go to sleep?
I dont know.... I never had daughters...

Now Why should i or anyone else help you?..I think you are doing a bang up job distracting the Beauty's by yourself..the nerve of you telling them a story like that..don't you know blue light specials are pink for girls???

Wow! you have a great story it had me laughing . Looks like you had your fun for the night story telling but you had them wondering and got them to leave you alone for a few more minutes more. Poor guy I can only imagine what you were thinking in your mind "hoooooney pleeeeeease come home" lol You did good you kept them entertained and I think you deserve the daddy of the year award!.

Sorry you are on your own ghill, I had all boys! Good Luck

G, are you still alive? If so I have a great plan. Rummage through the attic or basement and find a scary Halloween mask. First you'll need to kill the power to the house, you won't be able to myLot but it will be worth it. Then you'll need to find some black sweats and black gloves, cover all exposed areas. If you have their cell phone numbers this will go even better. Hide outside, since you know your yard better than they will you'll be able to sneak around and find out where they are. Call them and use your best scary voice to tell them you are watching them, pop up outside the window and let the grey hair begin on them, that should either scare them to death or cause a first period, either way you'll have a great story to tell tomorrow.

Hi mrghill! They left you alone to babysit! What were
they thinking? You alone with 3 little girls! What a
horror! And that's the story you tell them for
entertainment! I think that was cute and funny!
I like it anyway! I hope you thought of something
else to keep them amused because I don't think
that will hold their interest for long. It sure
is going to be a very long night for you. You
better hope that they get sleepy really soon!
I can't wait to hear what you did next!

LMAO!! you know i remember hearing my dad telling my little sister that he found her in the broccoli fields near the house, and that she was left over from the first harvest..so she was still good enough to put in the store, but not enough to make a gourmet meal out of her! hahha! i also remember having the hardest time not laughing and almost wetting my pants!!

now i am helping to raise her and she is a whopping 13 years old. aaaagh. rumors and rumors and whining and whining and when there is another 13yr old girl over..far too much giggling and whispering for anybody to feel comfortable. im sure there is a world domination conspiracy taking shape every time one of her friends spends the night. just a matter of time now.

ooh..silence is not good. more than 5 minutes of silence make the hair on the back of my neck stand up and my ears shoot up like the dogs hearing you whistle!

heh...you better make sure you have the "dads hazardous teen girl" kit! which consists of...makeup remover wipes (LOL! i can totally picture that too!), scissors (for the knots you'll get after the stealth braiding is done), tylenol (extra strength), ear plugs (wear these with caution, silence may go unnoticed..in fact just save those for when you start to feel your brain oozing out your ears..it should help plug up the holes for a bit)....and the last but most important piece...the emergency adult female contact number! make sure she is dependable and knows how to handle a bedraggled, mushy brained dad when he rings her up, screams "HELP ME..." and the only sounds after..are giggles..and a body dragging.

yup..that should about do it, IF it isnt to late HAHAHA!

I think you're having the time of your life. Lol!!!