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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life 4 years ago

When The Boss was pregnant we went through a fairly protracted discussion about whether we wanted to know the sex of our baby before it (as she was at that stage) was born. There were some fairly compelling reasons why we did want to know the sex: Blue paint was on special offer; but London Town Barbie was on special offer too. Pink babygros (babysuits) and cute little bonnets were also going cheap. So I was delighted to read that the boffins at the Society for the Protection of Embryonic Mankind have devised a way to sex sperm. The method is quite simple. A small petri dish is loaded with a tiny gift shop selling pretty cards, thimbles etc. Sperm is introduced to the dish and those that swim past the shop, without even pausing are identified as male and those that have to go in are female. Those that dither, looking through the windows are sent on a loop that takes in a small buggy and pictures of small animals. Those that continue on by are invariably male whilst those that stop, female. There have been a few mistakes of course. However, at the end of the day there will always be a few undecided and there's nothing wrong with that! Is this a useful contribution to planned parenthood. Will we chaps all be doing the "Petri Dish test before going for insemination? Or is this just more barking mad P1ke nonsense?

 

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1. myLot reputation of 86/100. owlwings (12374)   ranked 1,741 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

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myLot reputation of 86/100. owlwings (12374)   ranked 1,741 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

'Mature content' indeed! What are MyLot thinking of!


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

LOL. I think that I am already ensconced within that kennel! Yes, maybe Panda Spanking would have been better!


myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10958)   ranked 138 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

hope the petri dish can all hold those other things!!!!!!lol.

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2. myLot reputation of 91/100. positiveminded1977 (4490)   ranked 238 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Well, LOL, "barking mad P1ke nonsense" is much better than certain religious discussions I come across. ;)

Ok, Pikey my friend, I am widely believed to be female, but I wouldn't get into a shop for shopping even to save my life. Am I the result of a petri dish test gone wrong?

Cheers and happy mylotting


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

LOL. I don't know Positive. There will always be a few non stereotypical types thank goodness! LOL. Some religious discussions have me howling on the floor!


myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 829 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Lol Positive looks like itrasp I will go shopping lol but only when I really have to lol

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3. myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 829 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Lol P1ke I have heard it all now I do wish they had this when I was pregnant and if they did then I did not know about it lol
I found to that certain things where on offer but because I had no clue what was inside I had to pas them by x


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

The wonders of modern science Gabs. LOL, XX


myLot reputation of 95/100. gabs8513 (23375)   ranked 829 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Yep we certainly missed out didn't we lol x

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24681)   ranked 106 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

You never know Elic. I'm not the first to think this way apparently. I came across a not dissimilar suggestion in a book by a guy called John O'Farrell. Don't you hate it when you are not as original as you thought you were?!!


myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24681)   ranked 106 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

yeah, well, the roomie could walk right past the shops with no problem - until you walked her past an electronics shop

She finds a place to park when I go to bead stores, but she finds things to look at at Joann's she might be looking for "stuff" but often as not, she finds something to interest me, if not her.

Heck, I've ended up making necklaces for her after dragging her into a bead store because she found something...

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5. myLot reputation of 82/100. bhanusb (2788)   ranked 896 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

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myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

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myLot reputation of 82/100. bhanusb (2788)   ranked 896 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago


Thanks for the joke.You made me fool:bhanusb

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6. myLot reputation of 96/100. tamarafireheart (13724)   ranked 408 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

Hi p1key,



Oh, I wouldn't understand all about that p1ke, as I never had children and didn't experience it, so I shall leave to the expert to answer, but I would say, it is all barking mad to me P1ke. Hugs.


Tamara


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

I think that you are spot on there Tamara. The boy's barking mad! XX

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7. myLot reputation of 93/100. Irishfrndly65 (8534)   4 years ago

Barking mad, I'll say! lol But that's ok, we wub you anyways.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Aww shucks Dahr'lin Sis. Love you too. XX

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8. myLot reputation of 96/100. mands61123 (909)   ranked 1,435 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

mr f1sh whatever tablets you have been on today i will have some


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Just good humour and contentment Mands. Where've you been?


myLot reputation of 96/100. mands61123 (909)   ranked 1,435 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

poorley sick babes stupid bad cold had me flat out in bed starting to recover now although am still full of it you ok?


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Poor Mands. I'm glad that you're feeling a little better. I'm OK thanks.

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9. myLot reputation of 99/100. nannacroc (2600)   4 years ago

A great but flawed test as it has already been determined that the female sperm move faster even if they've stopped to look in the nice shops. The reason for this is that they will ask for directions when they get lost where the males carry on and stay lost for ages.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

Oooh Nanna. How cutting. LOL. All sperm will be fitted with sat nav. So I expect that they will all be sent on circuitous routes ending up somewhere that sounds like, but isn't. Fairlop (Essex) sounds a little like Fallopian if you say it fast enough!

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10. myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10958)   ranked 138 out of 32,950 in life   4 years ago

well,basically, i like the baby pink color.do not ask me why,as i myself do not know why.but then blue paint also i like,so then i would go for the expensive petridish test.


myLot reputation of 97/100. p1kef1sh (7539)   ranked 455 out of 32,950 in life  4 years ago

A very balanced approach Riyasam. Thank you. LOL.

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