I would like to be preserved in a stained glass coffin.  |
| |
|  That's right! You read the title correctly. I think that we all should be allowed to leave this life by choice no matter how ridiculous.
At first, I thought that perhaps my "balls" should be served as a stew and be served to the Bush family for the wonderful things he has done for me while in office. But then he might just dry them out, grind them up and smoke them.
Then I thought I would like to be dipped in porcelain and positioned before I'm baked in the shaped like a custom toilet for a Victoria Secret's restroom, but now I think about it, there are ladies that shop there that are questionable in gender. No thank you!
My final choice is to be placed in a stained glass coffin, preserved in spicy pickle juices and securely placed in the window facing outward of any local church in need of a new window. I think my pickled remains will help the parishioners of the church viewing my back-side and passers by sickened by my bloated, green visage reflect on their lives and make an effort to be better people. Then again, some kids might sneak by the church at night and smash the coffin open and watch my well-dressed remains fall behind some shrubbery next to the church building.
Which makes me think...
...maybe I should request being planted and see if a tree that looks like me will actually grow.
(the way I've been living, I might only produce weeds anyway)
| | | | | |
| |
| | brine Find brine Online. Free Shipping $50 on 100,000 Items! Target.com/FreeShipping
| Are You Depressed Top 5 Depression Signs. Don't Wait. Get The Help You Need Now! HealthVinePlus.com
| BMD Records, Much More Billions of Names. Birth, Marriage, Divorce, Death. 3-Day Free Trial! WorldVitalRecords.com/death_records
|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
|
|
1.  smartie0317 (1302)
|
4 years ago
| |  You've given this a lot of thought. I think the wishes of the deceased should be kept, unless they conflict with your moral standards. I see too many people around here just cermate loved ones because it's cheapest and walk off with the insurance. I hope you decide on a final resting place before it's well too late. lol
| | | | | | |
| mrghill (1979)
|
4 years ago
| | I don't think I'll have to much choice when it comes to my final resting place. I just hope that it is not left up to the decision of a relative that will find it cheaper to toss me in a cheap kitchen garbage bag and put me out to be recycled with the old newspapers.
| | | |
| |
| brine Find brine Online. Free Shipping $50 on 100,000 Items! Target.com/FreeShipping | add comment | | |
|
|
| |
| mrghill (1979)
|
4 years ago
| | I'm already on the pickling list for many people, it's just a matter of time until someone finds a jar large enough to put me in. | | | |
| |
| Are You Depressed Top 5 Depression Signs. Don't Wait. Get The Help You Need Now! HealthVinePlus.com | add comment | | |
|
|
| 3. overwings (3631)
|
4 years ago
| |  It all sounds like a more offending version of Cinderella's urn, save that you will be hanging in a window, in a good greenish colour and that by no means anybody will ever attempt to kiss your pickled body, leaving it only for the interest of someone writing a thesis about specimen preserving in the early XX century. Perhaps one day you will be taken to the Kuntzkamera in St. Petersburg where they have a nice collection or little monsters and genetic mistakes well kept in brine. Rest in peace, man.
| | | | | | |
| mrghill (1979)
|
4 years ago
| | I suppose sticking me in a museum in Russia would be a lot more expensive to do than just leaving me in the window of a local deli to help push the dill pickle sales. But then again, the green corpse encased in a brine-filled glass container doesn't quite relay a good message about any product. | | | |
| |
| BMD Records, Much More Billions of Names. Birth, Marriage, Divorce, Death. 3-Day Free Trial! WorldVitalRecords.com/death_records | add comment | | |
|
|
| 4. Rosekitty (4785)
|
4 years ago
| |  I've got a great recipe that will preserve you and then if you want i will smoke you..HUH??
| | | | | | |
| mrghill (1979)
|
4 years ago
| | Now see that would be a problem. Your smoke and pickled mrghill recipe might be so delicious I might eat myself and I'll never get to heaven. | | | |
| Rosekitty (4785)
|
4 years ago
| | Oh but you are in Heaven..didn't you know that? | | | |
| |
| LifeGem Memorial Diamonds Certified diamonds created from the ashes of your loved one. Priceless www.LifeGem.com | add comment | | |
|
|
5.  scarlet_woman (11395)
|
4 years ago
| |  i was thinking of lucite myself.
i get to be one big paperweight.
and the kids can't get at me.
joking aside,i think it would be kind of cool to be preserved,even as future curiousity.
| | | | | | |
| mrghill (1979)
|
4 years ago
| | Lucite, huh? I can see all kids of possibilities for that. I hope you don't mind being sold to a comic book store and be found hanging in the same isle where all the DC superhero and the Star Wars action figures can be found. Only to be later be purchased and fondled by a 21 year old Star Trek fan that keeps you hidden under his bed in your original packaging and addresses you as "Uhura" as he "Captain Kirk" himself all over you. Then again you could end up in a Toys 'R' Us isle bin being sold as a clearance item that never caught on for the Christmas toy rush. Yes, I'm one sick puppy. LOL! | | | |
| |
| |
| Over 4 Billion Names Search Marriage, Divorce, Birth, Death, More! 3-Days Free- Start Now. FamilyLink.com/VitalRecords | add comment | | |
|
|
6.  outsidein (229)
|
4 years ago
| |  Yaknow - if I didn't listen to all that heavy metal when I was growing up, that would not have made any sense....
~OutSideIn
| | | | | | |
| |
| Death Records Search 1) Search Death Records Instantly 2) Find Anyone's Death Records! Death-Records.CheckGround.com | add comment | | |
|
|
| | LifeGem Memorial Diamonds Certified diamonds created from the ashes of your loved one. Priceless www.LifeGem.com
| Over 4 Billion Names Search Marriage, Divorce, Birth, Death, More! 3-Days Free- Start Now. FamilyLink.com/VitalRecords
| Death Records Search 1) Search Death Records Instantly 2) Find Anyone's Death Records! Death-Records.CheckGround.com
|
|
| |
| |
| |
