You Big Dork!

Well firstly Bo, I don't think you really needed to be telling the OP what a dingbat you are because it's pretty clear already! I remember reading a story about a dumb criminal that robbed a bank with a motorcycle helmet on and was caught by Police only minutes after arriving home with the money. He couldn't work out how the hell they knew who he was until the Police pointd out that the hlemet he was wearing had his first and last name stenclilled across the front above the visor! You aren't related are you? As for my own moments, I generally look like a big dork the second I walk out the front door I think! But one of the more obvious moments I can recall at this time was when I was pulled over for speeding one time. I was asked for my licence (which I thought I gave) and the Policeman went over to his car to check my details. He came back a minute or so later quite annoyed because I had actually given him my ATM card! lol. I wonder if he thought I may have been hinting at wanting to bribe him?

The first one that came to mind is verbal, and I'm not sure I can translate it to visual, but I'll try. It was in a literature tutorial at one of my early, unsuccessful attempts at uni, and we were told to read Faust. I was asked to comment first, but never having heard the author's name spoken, I pronounced it phonetically, and put the whole class into hysterics. Go easy with a lisp - Goeathey - when, of course, it should be pronounced Gurter. Lash

we had some guests.my mom asked me to get some mintleaves.i without thinking anything,went to the nearby store to get some and to think they were in our home balcony.(we grow some as a potted plant).now i think in this case no adjective would suit me other than dork.

That is a funny story! It means that you have left a big impact on this guy to read your tag and be called by your name. You must feel honoured :) I have made quite a few that I am afraid that others will change their perspective of me. © ronaldinu 2008

Morning W..lol... Ok I came to Mylot thinking i'd look around and see whats up but never thought i'd meet the biggest dorks here..they spy on you,stalk you and even sometime email and call me brownie lady..now whats up with that?

One guy got famous by always wearing his name tag. "Hello my name is Scott" http://www.hellomynameisscott.com/landing.aspx I cannot remember doing stupid things but I am sure I have done stupid things when I don't remember to do something.

Dork that I am used to go to work wearing mismatched shoes on a regular basis. It was when I used to dress up for work, heels and the whole nine yards. It was very common for me to put on one of two different shoes to look in the mirror and decide which one looked better with the outfit. Yeah, you guessed it..... then I would forget to switch to the matching shoe. This happened to me often enough that I finally bought a stand pair of black heels just to leave at the office for just such days.

But that's not fair as my memory is terrible and I am sure there are lots and I cannot remember anything any more. I live my life in a blank world and occasionally I will remember something and write it in my word document and maybe make a discussion about it. I hate name tags and always try to avoid wearing them. Oh its no use my mind is as blank as a blank sheet of paper with no lines. I give up.

Well, a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a song playing by Ricky Nelson. His voice, for anybody who remembers, somewhat, ever so slightly sounds like Bobby Sherman, who was (among other things) on "Here Come the Brides". And I made a comment about the song being by Bobby Sherman who hardly anybody remembers. Of course the guy in the car with me corrected me. Oh well.

My first real job was at walmart. Ok... this was back in the day of the big blue goofy vests that had "how may I help you?" written on the backs in big bold letters. I was 19. I am now 26, so it's been a few years.... anywho... The carnival was in town and I am from a very small town in KY. My best friend and I had made plans that I was gonna pick her up on my way through from work and head to the carnival..... So I was in a hurry when I left. I pulled up at her house, she got in, we were off to the carnival... mind you I'm from a small town and everyone and their brothers and their retarded cousins, who live in the basement.... It's kind of like the carnival freaks come to the carnival. LOL! Anywho... we get there and get out and walk around. Well, all of these guys kept giving us perverted looks and making rude gestures and comments. We are used to that... we are both pretty small framed girls with D sized chests, so we just shrugged it off at first. Then my boyfriend at the time comes up to us and says "I'll tell you EXACTLY how YOU can help ME." Well, ok... he's a big perv anyway, but the way he said it, set me off guard. My best friend and I looked at each other and we both burst out laughing. Neither one of us had realized that I still had that stupid vest on.... DUH! I also had my name tag on too. Now we joke about it. One of our friends also worked there and one of our guy friends would walk in all of the time with her vest on and a pair of Buddy Holly glasses and pull pranks all of the time.... He would also wear her walmart vest into Krogers and ask stupid questions... so It's kinda a group thing for us I guess... I felt like an idiot that day though.

thanks