I Now Pronounce You Man and Lycanthrope. You May Kiss your Werewolf!  |
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|  I found this gem in The Onion, and had to share it with all of you:
http://www.theonion.com/c...
Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman'
December 17, 2008 | Issue 44•51
SACRAMENTO, CA—Activists on both sides of the gay marriage debate were shocked this November, when a typographical error in California's Proposition 8 changed the state constitution to restrict marriage to a union between "one man and one wolfman," instantly nullifying every marriage except those comprised of an adult male and his lycanthrope partner. "The people of California made their voices heard today, and reaffirmed our age-old belief that the only union sanctioned in God's eyes is the union between a man and another man possessed by an ungodly lupine curse," state Sen. Tim McClintock said at a hastily organized rally celebrating passage of the new law. But opponents, including Bakersfield resident Patricia Millard—who is now legally banned from marrying her boyfriend, a human, non-wolfman male—claim it infringes on their civil liberties. "I love James just as much as a wolfman loves his husband," Millard said. "We deserve the same rights as any horrifying mythical abomination." On the heels of the historic typo, voters in Utah passed a similar referendum a week later, defining marriage as between one man and 23 wolfmen.
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This piece is part of The Onion's complete Our Annual Year: 2008 A.D. coverage.
Do you read enjoy The Onion? Do you like werewolves? Do you beleive in cross species same sex marriage? When you reach for a silver bullet, is it a can of Coors?
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1.  KrazyKlingon (3288)
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4 years ago
| |  I don't see anything wrong with werewolves, unless they were hungry & there was no food around.
Being that werewolves do tend to like their meat rare - if not extra rare or uncooked, let's hope, for the sake of the who voted FOR the ban that the werewolves don't get depressed over the ban & need their comfort food.
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 MSV1313 (2239)
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4 years ago
| | I hear they can live quite well on a steady diet of left wing loonies and right wing retards. | | | |
| KrazyKlingon (3288)
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4 years ago
| | Oh - I just thought of something. When kids are involved, I hope they don't ban marriages between mummies & deadies. | | | |
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2.  Transdisc (18434)
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4 years ago
| |  This post contains content of a mature nature. You must be Signed in or Registered to have the option to view this content.
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| MSV1313 (2239)
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4 years ago
| | So the bears and werewolves have an alliance? I have suspected as much. | | | |
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3.  Paula1966 (558)
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4 years ago
| |  "For richer, for poorer... When hirsute and when not..."
People mistake the invitation to say that the reception will include buffet and dancing, when it is really that the buffet IS dancing...
While that gift registry may have included china, you can be certain it didn't include any silver!!!
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| 4. anniepa (11669)
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4 years ago
| |  My only problem with this is that young werewolves are protected! We sure don't need some dirty old man trying to marry a teenwolf such as Michael J. Fox portrayed in the eighties!
Annie
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| anniepa (11669)
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4 years ago
| | Exactly!
Annie | | | |
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5.  wrathofAnubis (341)
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4 years ago
| |  LMAO
Goddess bless the Onion!
its surprising the vampire community isnt throwing afit about this
surely they are tired of Lycans getting everything before they do
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| 6. Idlewild (4769)
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4 years ago
| |  Ha! Love the silver bullet/can of Coors comment. Love The Onion too... sometimes it's hard to tell that their stories are fake, like the one the other day about Apple supposedly introducing a laptop computer with a big clickwheel instead of a keyboard (you can find the video here: http://www.xomba.com/macb... )
I bet there will be a lot more interest in interspecies marriage when the latest "Underworld" movie comes out in a couple of weeks ("Rise of the Lycans" I think it's called). I'm sure there were a lot of male fans of the first two Underworld movies who wanted to marry Kate Beckinsale, no matter what species she is. (Unfortunately, she's not in the new movie. I guess two vampire/werewolf films was enough for her.)
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