T'was the night before Christmas  

Ha! Mr. Piggy would have been scared witless if he saw me. Good thing you saved him the trauma.

Be careful and don't get too tipsy. You're the chaperon till I get back.

I had to poke Mr Piggy's eyes back in his head.
I thought they had grown stalks.

I'm here..and I got the booze...lol...we can host this party til she come rolling in. I brought a watermelon..but beware..it's spiked too.

Spiked Eggnog, Spiked Watermelon, WooHoo Party Time.

Well, ladies, I may be late, so feel free to have fun and drink the spiked nog till I get there. I'm a little sick this morning and have made a few more stops than normal. Hoping to get back on the road in a minute.

Be good!!

Your spiking watermelon? Wow, im staying away from here, i get scared enough of a spiked volleyball!

Merry Christmas Goodie!

Hope you had a wonderful one!

Merry christmas Kitty Kat,

I had a very quiet christmas.

Our Hostess is back and i told her too many drunks here..lol..

Love you!

"hic" "cup" lol...merry christmas every body!

Merry Christmas Jen.

You too Goodie!

Err I did not know I had to only guard it.
I thought I was allowed to eat it "Hick Hick Burp".

Shhh..don't tell faith..pass me a piece too.

Sorry it's all gone.

It's all good! You didn't think I would bring just one did you?

I can't leave y'all alone for a second!

I'll allow you to spare me the details on what else you've done in your bday suit, Jen!

lol..it's better that way faith. I will walk the line until you get back. I am no where near a bad influence

Have some watermelon...I think goodies got it.

p1ke, as long as you're here, who else do we need??? And wear anything you like.

Merry Christmas! xoxoxoxoxo

Oh, and of course Jen and Goodie, too!

OK. Now I have had a sleep, I am feeling fresh and ready to boogie Faith. So let's start with with: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_K6fH3_gg

Shake those tail feathers Baby!!

Merry Christmas P1ke and thanks for the ecard..Hope you and your family had a wonderful one!

Thanks for my card too, p1ke! You Rock and so does that song. I hope you had a great day!

Merry Christmas Mr and Mrs Fish and family.

Thank you all and I hope that you've had/are having a lovely day too. XX

I think you are 21 minutes past your bed time, buddy. But, glad you're still here so we could say Merry Xmas in real time!

I am but I think that I have a dispensation today. Hope so or my bottom's going to be red!!

Merry Christmas, Curly!

You have a present for me? How thoughtful! I can't wait to open it!

Oooh, sounds exciting. I can't wait to try it on!

I hope it keeps me warm in the winter!

Sounds perfect! I imagine that it's just what I need!

Hi Curly! I hope you're having a good day!

Drive was fine just very, very long and I was sick most of the day so I stopped a lot. Happy to he "home" and do not plan on doing a damn thing tonight except host my party.

Merry Christmas Curly.xxx

Merry Christmas to you too! I have a present for you!

Oh, i cant wait for you to open it either! I think it will fit perfectly!

Oh believe me, i cant wait to see you in it!

I guarantee you'd never feel the cold.

You know something? It's just what i need too!

Well, hurry back please. Goodie doesn't seem to be doing a fabulous job of guarding the egg nog!

I'm good, thanks! Made it in one piece, although I thought about a hundred times about stopping for a nap.

Merry Christmas Trans and Pepe. xxx

Merry Christmas, grinchmyklj.

Merry Christmas Michael!!

Oh geez, if I posted pictures of me in my suit, your eyes would have permanent scars on them. I wouldn't do that to your Christmas.

I hope you and your family have a nice Christmas, myklj!

Merry Christmas Myklj.xxx

Awww, the Christmas flower spreading good cheer!

Reallly?? Where????

This isnt that dream again is it?

Merry Christmas Trans..

So where is xboxboy now?..Anybody seen anything recent?

What????? Where? Is it a real, true Festivus Miracle????

i'am sure i spotted him on a broomstick south of krackatoa....or to be festive crackertoa.

I'm strapping you down, dude! You're not getting out of our sight again!

Merry christmas X.
Now where the heck have you been.

Goodie, make sure you don't let him out of your sight again please!

He is in big trouble if he disappears again, and does not let us know he is okay.

Hi Cobra! Trans is gonna be thrilled. He's been trying to get Its to catch on. hee!

Merry Christmas!

You didn't miss me, Rosekitty. I was even more fashionably late. I made way too many stops. Wasn't feeling well and kept getting sleepy.

I'm here now and will be hosting until the last drunk...errr, I mean guest, goes home.

Merry Christmas!

Hey Faith..I thought we were friends since we've talked before but just noticed we aren't so i asked just now..

And, I just accepted!

Merry Christmas and thanks for coming to my party!

1..yes i have had spiked egg nog. and it was not spiked with egg or nog..but the blood of a drunk vampire bat. most refreshing.

Yes, this is my favorite thirst quencher too, especially around the holidays.

2..i have never been to a party where the host did not show, but i have been to a party where i did not show......my privates.

Is it only one party you didn't show them?

3..i mylot every night in my birthday suit...but to be different i will mylot in a 3 piece suit on xmas night.

Seems you've been myLotting every night in your invisble suit.

Merry Christmas, xboy! I'm happy to see you and glad you're well.

Merry christmas X.

Merry Christmas X

Merry Christmas X. Good you see you again.

It's about time you showed up, xboy. I hope that you're not teasing us, as you're prone to do. I hope that you won't just disappear for ages again.

Trans...a man of my progressive age is prone to forgetfulness...

please forgive me if i stumble off the pages of Mylot again.

i am sure a brandy enduced bump in the head will remind me to come back!

Where shall I send the Brandy? And the bump?

Old age my arse!

No excuse!

At least if you leave again, let us know so we don't think you have been beaten to a pulp by a 7 year old boxer.

Or eaten by sharks...