Remote Control Problems  

Yeah thats prolly the quickest and easiest way.

Sometimes I just change the batteries and it seems to work fine.

Homemade oatmeal chocolate chip sound great. May I have two please?

;hands Doc a baker's doz; I got more!

I know better now, but at one time I sat and ate 2 dozen over the evening with milk.

Ugly. Just ugly.

13 is my limit now.

Well thanks for stopping in then, its always nice to see you.

Hot again today Goodie?

It is nice and cool today Doc, for a change.

They're little sugary snack cakes of different flavors all chock full of chemicals and additives and such. Kids love em, Oh...and dogs!

Thank goodness, it was burning up not long ago.

Get anyone to walk on your back yet Goodie?

The past couple of weeks have been very hot Doc.
My air con was having trouble cooling the house, it was so hot.
Still looking for someone to walk on back.
Are you volunteering Doc.

Ahh Irish all the lovely things I can no longer eat.

I KNEW there would be someone like me, that and the black licorice candy thing we got going, I'm wondering if it would be ok to hop back up on your lap.

C'mon up here cutie pie!
Give me some smooches

*licks Zus face and neck and ears and nose*

*tries to do it again*

alright alright
*pushes DMs little snout away*
you are going to wear your little tongue out

Thats right, I may need that later.

hey it helps if the idiot working the keypad could Spell (DOH)

BOSTON TERRIER ..... sorry

Yes. I have three of the little monsters.

How badly do you want one? Did I tell you I have three?

Let me know.

Oh really you have 3, I am so Jealousssssssssssssss.

I have 2 pug's so am not allowed to have a 3rd dog but one I with get my frenchie

So get four of them. Problem solved.

We are considering getting another male for breeding. Our boy has such a huge head, I worry about complications when litters are born.

Hey in another years time, I'll have ten of them around. We'll sell them off with papers for 500.00. Thats half of what people are charging, but our breeder says that if I do the shots and deworming I can make a 350.00 profit on each one. That sounds fair to me.


My problem is I won't want to get rid of any of the little monsters and we'll be soon overrun. Lets hope thats not what happens.

My you are looking nice today msmell, did you get your hair done and a new shade of lipcolor?

Good to see you.

I've done both. Huh?

Those oatmeal cookies are good too.

Nice to see you Donna, is the painting done or will I need be there at 8am tomorrow to finish?

Oh we would SO get along. Grab me the chips while your up getting me a cherry coke would ya?

Oh sorry.


Please???

no problem! *grabs chips and coke for DM*

but I get the remote!!!!

Cost you to get the batteries, remember you "borrowed" them for something else?

I have a package in my pocket.

Do I hear a bid?

Or is this line likely to see me in the emergency room again?

*throws DM down and steals the batteries*

well! that was easy enough!!!!!

how about a good chick flick?????

Ok how about a drink first? Should be enough to have you asleep as soon as ESPN starts.

*gladly concedes batteries and hands Stormy red wine*

cheers!

hahahaha!!! no will watch TV if I finish this!

You finish that and I know what happens.

gress what??

I;m dune!!!!!!

*suddenly a small devil appears on DMs left shoulder*

*an angel then appears on his right shoulder*

*DM looks left and then at Stormy who is dune on the floor and then looks right and immediately carries stormy to bed and tucks her in*

*sneaks back in with camera*

*climbs outta bed for ball bat and runs back in*

*snaps dozens of pictures of Stormy running drunk and nekkid with a baseball bat*


*thinks these could bring some big dollars*

*smashes camera*

*grabs a sammich*

*runs back to bed*

*turns lights off grabs baseball bat and hits stormy in her pinky*

ouch!!!!!!

if you wanted a bite of sammich all ya had to do was ask!!!!

*cries and walks outta house to disconnect DM's brakes*

Is it too late to ask for a bite? I mean the pinky isn't even broken.
I don't even get my stitches out till Monday, lets just call this one even and you leave my brakes alone ok?

*looks at sammich*

*looks at DM*

*looks at sammich*

*looks at car*

*looks at DM*

*looks at pinky*

*looks at DM*

ummmm....... here! hold my sammich I need to outside a minute...... and can I borriw your wrench thingy?????

*wishes he could convince stormy to jump in mud puddles instead*

Sounds like you and I learned exactly the same way.


Nice to see you again balacancer.

Oh so you also did the same thing ah..? very funny..

I'e been known for throwing a remote or two, never helped it, but it felt good.

Ho Ho's and Little Debbise are cream filled snacks.
http://www.hostesscakes.com/hohos.asp
http://www.littledebbie.com/

Have a look.

oooo yum yum..send me some

I'll do my best Pm me an addy and I'll send you a box of each.

I mean that Loud, I will.

oooooo really ?

Yes , if you don't trust me send me a neighbors or friends address and I'll make sure you get a box of each. Just PM me.
Really.

Not a matter of trust Doc,more i stay in Scotland,you did know that didnt ya?
Anyway yep that would be great,but ONLY if you allow me to send you something too.
Something you cant get where you are..not me mind..am spoken fur lol

Consider it a peace offering from across the pond. I'll send a slab of smoked salmon too if you'd like. If you really want to make me happy, I collect shot glasses. a local one would make for a great trade.

Send me a message. In two weeks you'll be eating Little Debbies and Ho Hos and I hope you like smoked salmon.

Serious, it would be fun.

Nice to see you Loud and I hope I get a message soon so I can get to the post office.

Doc we shall sort it tomorrow night ok.I need to sleep !
Cheers

Nite Loud and cheers to you.

Excellent advise. I figured out that it works better with new batteries.

Nice to meet you djonghs.