Let go

I have been doing that for almost half a year now. I do not see her giving up any time soon.

That has to be so annoying. I hope she will get the hint one way or another.

How about a flaming bag of poo on their porch? Put their phone number on every bathroom wall EVERYWHERE? Or let the air out of their tires, put sugar in their gas tank, or my personal favorite, just kick her a$s! None but the last may actually work (the last one will though, but it may cost you), however, they'll probably make you feel better! (insert evil laugh here)

Some people just don't know when to quit. I don't know if any of that would help honsetly. It will just get her in more trouble if she is caught letting the air out of the tires.

I was thinking about a brick but I am pretty sure an axe will do more damage therefore get the point across more clearly.

Yeah, I also recommend getting nasty, by now they have it coming, and if you do it right it usually works. It is a little known fact that I can be quite freaking horrible when I want to be, I can teach you some of my evil ways if you need it!;)

Nasty? Me? Will you teach me how to be.... I dont think I would even know how to begin to be nasty.

Let me know if you do figure it out please. This is insane and I am not sure how much more I can take

You wanna know more? I can show you the email that I am talking about.

LOL KK Im not trying to get rid of a stalking ex girlfriend but Im sure all of what you have suggested would work for that.

Well, now that I have aa much better understanding of the situation, I kind of wish there was some way I can help.

OK, that might be more trouble than it's worth. Does this person travel in the same social circle as you? If you can publicly humiliate her she may just go away.

Stabbing is a little drastic don't you think. I don't think she needs to go that far.

You might wanna hold your tongue. You live in tat area (sorta) so I might be calling on you for some help

The same social circles.. no

Maybe I know that person, not likely since I don't know many here, but my husband actually grew up here and seems to know EVERYBODY LOL.

Sorry you are stuck with such a problem person, they are really no fun at all.

your hubby plays with kids? ok that came out WRONG I mean she is all of 23

Maybe she can shake her off long enough to PUSH her off a ledge! Problem solved.

Or.... act really nice to LURE her to the ledge... "Let's go on a picnic..." "Oh, look at this BEAUTIFUL view.. You have to get right up to the edge... lean over a little.... Byyyyyyeeeee."

Now how am I going to do that? I dont live anywhere near them anymore.

I do like that idea though

Pretend you don't hate the person, invite them over for a visit...

take a nice walk on the beach, specifically some of those nice rock jetties over at Long or Lido Beach, then give a little shove...

OR

Take 'em to Nautical Mile (Freeport) go out on one of the shark fishing boats and give your "friend" a new meaning for the word "chum"...

ha ha ha

Sorry I don't have any non-insane and homicidal/illegal solutions, I usually don't have much trouble scaring folks off. I did have a stalker once, but I dropped a few words in the ears of some scary friends and the person must have gotten the message (finally).

Ohhhh, she wanted sane AND legal? Wow...

Get a webcam and give her a cold "Who-the-heck-cares" look while she is talking on her end?

Not looking for a sane or legal way just one where I do not have to travel to make her pay.....
webcam... doesnt work

we could all eat hard boiled eggs and baked beans and trap her in a room without windows AND....need I say more.

That could work

The cops showing up and warning her didnt stop her.

Nope it is not an old girlfriend. It is actually a new one... my ex boyfriends new one that is. She seems to think that me and him are still going at it.

that can be a bytch. In that case just laugh it off. Tell her he just left, that you WORE him out.

Been there done that ... doesn't work. I have been dealing wit this crap for almost a year now