If the zombie apocalypse were to happen tomorrow what weapons do you have on

Lol thats not an option.

You didn't say that in the discussion-- SO IT COUNTS!!

Make your rules clear dumb azz

Oh never mind, I will just take over this discussion-- I am feeling frisky tonight!!

Lol


Yeah but these are zombies, zombies who dont care about mind games since all they want to do is feed, and not on brains.

Hmmm and how will you take it over? Lol.

Niner, niner, niner

i am woman; hear me roar!!

*listens*

Hmmm I dont hear any roaring.

Oh wow, I forgot-- I have very big b@@bs-- I will lear them in with these then fuuck their world up! If they are males (as I am sure they are) this should not be an issue!!

......what a distraction this things are for males!!

Lol yeah that would work if they were still alive hehe. They might like big boobs still, but only to eat them lol.

Oh my David; I am going to have to leave this discussion-- I have zombies knocking on my door right now and they like what they see! Time for some Zombie fun!!

Sigh

*shakes head*


Sigh

That's it--- I am sooo disappointed in you!

Oh your still here? I figured you would be a zombie by now. Hehehe.

Ewwwww, zombie hickeys!

Oh hell to the no! And I am causing the -- what did you call it Paula? I have had a beer since then!

Caused what? I've been hopping between these threads, and can't remember a dang word I said!

See David, she is the problem; so not me!!

WTH??? All the b@@b stuff happened while I was zonked out from cold meds!!!

Oh freaking please-- you were responding to my discussions while this was-- hold the freakin phone-- oh no you don't Paula!! I will feel sorry cause you don't feel "right" but for the love of Jesus--

No no no, all I know is I get up from an extreme state of zonkedness, and there are b@@bs all over myLot!!!

Speaking of which, I'm surprised mykl's selective hearing didn't draw him to this thread.

Boooooooooooooobies boooooobies boobs boobs boobs


hehehe

Hi.

All you alls sick minds have finally rubbed off on me! I was so pure and innocent until Paula and Dark came into my lives!

Suuuuuure you were lol.

Run Run and Run

Are you saying you deny what I am claiming? I am soooo very hurt

Let's just put it this way, T... I didn't know there was an "@" in "b@@bs" until I saw YOUR post.

Lol yeah I didnt either.

Hmmm you two decide to quit? lol

If quit means that cold kicked my azz so bad I haven't been on myLot for 3 days, welllll....

Ahh so thats where you have been, that sucks. Hope you are feeling better.

Oh yeah that would be good. Would love to have that or a bat. Well theres a lot of stuff I would love to get my hands on if only I had the money lol.

Oh damn that sucks, im sorry for your daughter, yeah I hope that woman doesnt come into the yard either.

Wow! And I thought my b@@bs were enough!

Damn nice. Though a stethescope wouldnt do much, and well strangling wouldnt do anything at all to them lol. Hmm fake long nails well you have to get really really close for that, and thats to close. Nice though wonder what you have in the rest of your house.

I forget, do you have to bash their heads in?

You have to destroy the brain.

But the question is... can you make them sit still long enough to watch that much TV???

Lol well if you tie them up.

Hell if anything like this happens, or well fall of society the damn gun haters will wish they wernt hating on guns so much. Hmmm staple gun, wouldnt really do anything. Bow and arrow hell yeah, quiet and can recover and use the arrows. Sling shot is damn good too, same thing as a bow but well ammo is practically laying around everywhere lol. Cant wait until your husband has some input lol.

Just WHAT is the matter with a staple gun? I could staple them to the wall! hee hee

Depends on how long the staples are

He says I got most of it except for various lengths of lumber, tree limbs, and vague pointy objects lying around here and there. OH fishing line strung across trees at decapitation heighth. I think that's it.

Don't even need to string it... just sneak up behind them and garrott them!

;wiggles eyebrows at Jedi; Sure Paula YOU sneak up behind them, we'll distract em for ya!;nods;

What does that button say, jed, "you're a really great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you!"

Sorry, fresh out of fishing line here!

Yeah thats what it says lol. Well fishing line at decapitating height only works on something that is moving fast, these are shamblers not fast zombies.

Ok, so fishing line nooses that we drop out of the trees and...zip...off wi their heads!;nods;

I'll need a boost to get up into the trees to help with nooses.

;hands paula rope ladder; Don't forget to pull it up after you!

Should I let darkjedi climb the ladder, or make him shimmy up the tree?

I guess that depends on if a zombie is after you or not.

Sounds like D is getting some bark burns then!

Lol was never good at climbing trees hehehe, but well any traps or anything should be done way before they arrive. Pit traps would be better though.

See below... I have some knitting needles we can line the bottom with!

Don't worry hon, I'll hold em off of ya, until paula throws that ladder back down. Remember Paula, we NEED his brain. He watches all this stuff. He's like our resident Zombie expert, I'd think we need him!

Lol yes yes you need me hehe.

I hate guns but I love my Dahr'lin Sis, so blast away!

Well I sure ain't letting no stinking zombies get MY menfolk!

Wouldn't it just be easier to keep his brain alive in a glass tube with electrolytes and tote that around? We can hook up some vocalizer thing-a-ma-jiggy so he can tell us what to do about the zombies, and then let them just have the rest of him.

Oh, wait, wrong horror movie.

And have to carry it around and have to carry around extra solution if you spill it? Hello, at this point, live, he's self contained!

Can we cut off a hand and throw it to the zombies? It might slow them down while they stop to fight over it.

*blinks*

Um no you can not, on either of those lol.

Big toe? Little toe?

For goodness sake, can you throw me an appendix here?

We're talking zombies! They aren't picky!

You want HIS apendics? Ouchy!

Well, I figure you have the keys to the hummer, soooooo....

Who says she has the keys to the hummer?

Cuz she locked me out of it in another thread, silly! Plus, she procured it from her Special Forces nephew.

YAH...;jingles keys at jed; I'll let ya drive if you bring me cheesecake!

Ahh ok I see damn lol. Ooooo ill bring you some cheesecake, the best of the best since well it wont matter now that its expensive lol.

Yea, we better get it before all the power goes out and it goes bad. LOL!

Hey did you ever finish that documentary, Life Without People? Good huh, don't you think Hoover Dam would be a good possible destination?

Lol yep. Yeah I did, it was very good. And the Hoover dam does sound like a good place to go, hopefully would be able to learn how to keep it running too.

Seems simply a matter of knowing how to care for the equipment. It seems to care for itself pretty well.

Listen to us...we're nuts! Anyone want to join our nut factory? hee hee

We are not crazy lol. Its good to plan for this kind of thing, or well any kind of disaster.

;smiles; Oky! hee hee

Dang Paula-- have you actually thought about this or what? I'm scared and I am not even a zombie!!

How do you think I feel? I gotta live with this stuff!

Actually, I am doing puny today, so I am a little hopped up on cold meds. Been sleeping all day, so I might have typed all this in a dream and it doesn't actually exist! Of course, it probably isn't a dream because in a dream I wouldn't have had to keep retyping my typos!

Oh my God!! Get a grip Paula for the love of God! You are too funny!

Lookit all the perty colors! Well, except the olive green sewing machine...

Too much dang cold meds!!

Nah, I just skip... can't have that crap running my bp up too high.

ummm, sip, not skip

Too damn late sweetie! Me and Frank are on to you!

Onto what???



(Still looking for that dang angel smiley!!!)

Keep looking honey-- when ya find it let Frank, David and I know. Be warned though, we will not take your word on this as long as we (meaning you) are jacked up on NyQuil!

0:) Angel smiley. Neener neener neener

You two decide to quit? Lol

AWK Paula, where's the poem? I can't remember where I did that!

Irish, it's in YOUR "What If" thread, LOL.

Oooooo caffeine!!!

Yap1, caffieen, it works everytime.

Lol

OHHH i have a zombie like that at work...i give her coca cola!

Lol this is only my second zombie discussion lol. Im sure you would use pc parts if you absolutely had to, but well if they freeze in the snow then you would be safer, at least in the winter lol.

**blink**

winter....ends?

Yeah its the time when the snow melts lol.

**stare** you mean you arent supposed to have snow all the time?

Lol well as far as I know you arnt lol. Of course up there in canada might be a different story lol.

LOL.

Seriously back when i was about ten (so like 16 years ago) i remember taking swimming lessons in the lake in july and it was snowing.

Wow really? Damn lol. Im guessing it wasnt snowing much though, or that cold since you were in the water.

We're just tough

Hell tougher then me, I hated the snow in oklahoma and thats nothing compared to up there, hell nothing compared to chicago area lol, and I sure as hell dont want to do it hehe.

Hell I would thrive with something like this lol. Most people, in something like this or world war 3 or something similar would all be in shock and crap, while I would be going to the nearest gun store and all that and stocking up lol.

Lol I would feel sorry for the zombies then if the cat worked, hell would feel sorry for you too lol.

yeah he can go in his cat box but some how the stench follow him into the bedroom and its horrible!! its gotten better since we raised his insulin but not much

Yeah their stench does seem to follow them lol. Thats good he has gotten better though.

Lawful? Hell there are no more laws lol. Hmmm a coffee mug might work if you had like a small catapult, very good aim, and could launch it fast and hard enough.