I Could Become A Killer!!!  |
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that's right, i'm usually one of the nicest people you'll meet, but i would kill, or at least maim and disfigure if i ever saw that little Geico stack of money sitting there staring at me.
on the commercials, the people make some kind of dumb comment and go about their business........sorry, not me.
i would grab that little sucker, rip his eyes off, pull those little blue bands off, and tear his body apart one bill at a time.........then i would hide the evidence in my wallet.
how 'bout you???
if you saw that little stack of money staring at you, would you make a stupid comment and ignore it, or would you tear it's body apart and use it to purchase your guilty little pleasures???
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1. venkataraman_vc (1443) | 10 months ago | Mostly, when I see such commercials, I feel "Not me" and let it passby.
If somebody shows his/ her own proof, I'd pause, have a look and read what he/she says. Still, if finally I find that I have to pay money for it, again I have the same "not me" feeling.
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2. royal52gens (3290) | 10 months ago | I could kill. Under the right conditions, I am capable of killing. Yes, I admit it. That little stack of money does not have a chance of living long. I have my machette ready to cut his blue bands and have my way with him.
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sconibear (2526) | 10 months ago | THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
*rubbing hands together with an evil grin*
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3. Irishfrndly65 (7327) | 10 months ago | I so have NO idea what you are talking about. LOL! Woohoo!
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darkjedi (4380) | 10 months ago | Lol guess you dont watch much tv huh hehe.
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sconibear (2526) | 10 months ago | we love your simple ways Irish.
*lights kerosene lamp to find way to outhouse*
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Irishfrndly65 (7327) | 10 months ago | OH, don't forget this!;hands Sconi the Sears catalog; If you take a page and squash it enough...while..yir doing yir bizness....it gets quite soft.....just sayin...............
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Irishfrndly65 (7327) | 10 months ago | LMBO, that reminds me. We used to vacation every year, when I was little. There were these cafe/souvineer shops, called Stuckeys. Once my stepdad got an corncob with a wee extension cord out the end and they called it "Electric Toilet Paper". The next time he got one that had 3 cobs. Two brown ones and one white one. It said, "use brown corn cob, then use white corn cob to see if you need the other brown corn cob"...no...I am NOT kidding you! heeee heee....eeewwww.........
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sconibear (2526) | 10 months ago | i guess if we could get a hold of 2 money stack creatures, we could breed them and exploit their young.
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darkjedi (4380) | 10 months ago | Lol yeah we could. That would be better then just killing them outright.
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sconibear (2526) | 10 months ago | at least you have the necessities down before you waste any of the money James.
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LilyLoretta (952) | 10 months ago | I remembered! It was on Hustle.
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7. dawnald (9538) | 10 months ago | ripping head off and seeing how much it's good for...
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8. novataylor (2142) | 10 months ago | I'd jump right on it, honey, no doubt about it! That stupid stack of money is even more irritating than that damn gecko! I miss the cavemen though. They were truly funny. How that one guy could be sooooo expressive through all that makeup is beyond me, but he was a crack-up!
Here's a question for you, Sconi - What guilty little pleasures would YOU buy?
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novataylor (2142) | 10 months ago | Hey, are you bogarting????
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9. uath13 (3764) | 10 months ago | Awww...I was hoping you'd finally decided to come over to the dark side ( we have cookies! )
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uath13 (3764) | 10 months ago | That explains why the lights are always on in the bear cave. We were afraid you might be growing pot in there.
In which case I'd have been having to offer brownies wouldn't I?
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