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I Could Become A Killer!!! email this discussion to a friend?

myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people10 months ago

that's right, i'm usually one of the nicest people you'll meet, but i would kill, or at least maim and disfigure if i ever saw that little Geico stack of money sitting there staring at me.

on the commercials, the people make some kind of dumb comment and go about their business........sorry, not me.

i would grab that little sucker, rip his eyes off, pull those little blue bands off, and tear his body apart one bill at a time.........then i would hide the evidence in my wallet.

how 'bout you???

if you saw that little stack of money staring at you, would you make a stupid comment and ignore it, or would you tear it's body apart and use it to purchase your guilty little pleasures???


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darkjedi (4380) response was accepted on 4/2/2009.
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1. myLot reputation of 79/100. venkataraman_vc (1443)   ranked 9,803 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

Mostly, when I see such commercials, I feel "Not me" and let it passby.

If somebody shows his/ her own proof, I'd pause, have a look and read what he/she says. Still, if finally I find that I have to pay money for it, again I have the same "not me" feeling.

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2. myLot reputation of 90/100. royal52gens (3290)   ranked 679 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

I could kill. Under the right conditions, I am capable of killing. Yes, I admit it. That little stack of money does not have a chance of living long. I have my machette ready to cut his blue bands and have my way with him.


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!

*rubbing hands together with an evil grin*

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3. myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7327)   ranked 489 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

I so have NO idea what you are talking about. LOL! Woohoo!


myLot reputation of 62/100. darkjedi (4380)   ranked 1,386 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

Lol guess you dont watch much tv huh hehe.


myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7327)   ranked 489 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

blink nopers! LOL!


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

we love your simple ways Irish.



*lights kerosene lamp to find way to outhouse*


myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7327)   ranked 489 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

OH, don't forget this!;hands Sconi the Sears catalog; If you take a page and squash it enough...while..yir doing yir bizness....it gets quite soft.....just sayin...............


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

at least you didn't hand me a corn cob. lol


myLot reputation of 92/100. Irishfrndly65 (7327)   ranked 489 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

LMBO, that reminds me. We used to vacation every year, when I was little. There were these cafe/souvineer shops, called Stuckeys. Once my stepdad got an corncob with a wee extension cord out the end and they called it "Electric Toilet Paper". The next time he got one that had 3 cobs. Two brown ones and one white one. It said, "use brown corn cob, then use white corn cob to see if you need the other brown corn cob"...no...I am NOT kidding you! heeee heee....eeewwww.........

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4. myLot reputation of 62/100. darkjedi (4380)   ranked 1,386 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

Oh god those commercials are so damn stupid. Hell yeah I would rip those eyes off and stuff the evidence in my wallet in a heart beat lol. Hmmm it doesnt have a mouth, I wonder if it can scream lol. Hell I dont know why they dont have the gecko commercials as much, those were good most of the time, much better then this crap.


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

i guess if we could get a hold of 2 money stack creatures, we could breed them and exploit their young.


myLot reputation of 62/100. darkjedi (4380)   ranked 1,386 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

Lol yeah we could. That would be better then just killing them outright.

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5. myLot reputation of 72/100. LilyLoretta (952)   ranked 2,580 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

I don't know what in the name of juice you're talking about, but yeah I'd take the money... ninja

lol

blush


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

yeah, i kinda figgered it's just an American commercial so you people that don't speak english wouldn't know what i was talking about.

i'm sure you have your own annoying commercials on the telly. w00t


myLot reputation of 72/100. LilyLoretta (952)   ranked 2,580 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

Us people that don't speak English...

I am English!! blink

lollol


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

DON'T GET LIPPY WITH ME YOUNG LADY!!! angry

only us Americans speak english............i don't know what you English people in England speak. confused


myLot reputation of 72/100. LilyLoretta (952)   ranked 2,580 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

I know that what we speak is right and what you speak is WRONG!! lol

rasprasp

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6. myLot reputation of 98/100. James72 (6963)   ranked 80 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

I'm not fortunate enough to have seen this commercial sconi, but based on your description, I'd kill this little bugger for sure! Most of the moolah would then be used for booze, rock 'n rolling, loose women and unabandoned frivolity! I'd probably just waste the rest of it..... thumbup


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

at least you have the necessities down before you waste any of the money James.


myLot reputation of 72/100. LilyLoretta (952)   ranked 2,580 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

James, where the hell did I hear that said the other day??!

Was it on The Young Turks? Man, I know it was something I watched on the internet...

Am I confusing you yet? blink


myLot reputation of 72/100. LilyLoretta (952)   ranked 2,580 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

I remembered! It was on Hustle.

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7. myLot reputation of 95/100. dawnald (9538)   ranked 409 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

ripping head off and seeing how much it's good for...


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

save some for us poor folk dawn. rolleyes

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8. myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (2142)   ranked 2,342 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

I'd jump right on it, honey, no doubt about it! That stupid stack of money is even more irritating than that damn gecko! I miss the cavemen though. They were truly funny. How that one guy could be sooooo expressive through all that makeup is beyond me, but he was a crack-up!

Here's a question for you, Sconi - What guilty little pleasures would YOU buy?


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

oh, i would definitely buy some really good CENSORED that i could use with my brand new CENSORED...........yeah, that would be cool. rolleyes


myLot reputation of 92/100. novataylor (2142)   ranked 2,342 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

Hey, are you bogarting????

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9. myLot reputation of 91/100. uath13 (3764)   ranked 3,683 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

Awww...I was hoping you'd finally decided to come over to the dark side ( we have cookies! )


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

if i wasn't so scared of the dark.............

well you know. blush




the cookies sound tempting though.


myLot reputation of 91/100. uath13 (3764)   ranked 3,683 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

That explains why the lights are always on in the bear cave. We were afraid you might be growing pot in there.

In which case I'd have been having to offer brownies wouldn't I?

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10. myLot reputation of 98/100. missybear (2157)   ranked 40 out of 35,182 in people   10 months ago

Now you talking, I knew you had big bad bear fangs that come out sometimes. wink


myLot reputation of 89/100. sconibear (2526)   ranked 974 out of 35,182 in people  10 months ago

watch it or i'll eat you up. drool

really......i'm hungry. rasp

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