you are a filipino if...  

1. you point with your lips
2.your luggage is called a "balikbayan box"
3.you eat with your hand
4.you nod with your head upward if you greet someone
5.you put your foot up and raised your elbow while eating
6.you use a rock to scrub yourself when taking a shower
7.your standing to 8 boxes in the airport
8.collect an item in the hotel as soveniers
9.you scratch your head when you dont know the answer
10.you smile for no reason
11.you go play pusoy majong
12.never eat the last morsel food in the table
13.try to sit on the shade instead of basking in the sun
14.you like everything stateside or imported
15.you consistently arrive 30 minutes after the event
16.you always offer food to your visitor
17.you use shopping bags instead of garbage bags.
18.you use laundry detergent to wash your dishes.
19.at immigration..when they call out maria theyre will be 50 in line
20.you say for take out instead of to go.
22.you open and close the light
23.you say kodakan instead of taking picture.
24.you ask for colgate instead of toothpaste
25.you say ha instead of what
26.you say HOI to get someone else attention
27.you refer to refrigerator as frigidaire or ref.
28.you turn around when you hear PSSSSTTT!!\
30.you say ARAY instead of ouch!
31.you say cutex instead of nail polish
32.you say for a while instead of please hold on the telephone
33.you say aircon instead of AC
34.you try hard to speak English, and when you dont know what to say next youll say "you know"
35.you say comfort room instead of bathroom
36.when somebody gives you compliment, youll say hindi naman instead of saying thank you.
37.you own a karaoke machine/vedeoke
38.you have tabo in your bathroom
39.you have Sto. Nino shrine in your living room
40. you own a piano that no one ever plays
41.you buy hit mixes like "new wave disco"
42.you have giant wooden spoon and fork hanging in your kitchen
43.your car chirps as it do reverse.
44.you hang clothes out to dry.
45.you check labels on clothes where its made
46.you have a rosary in your rear mirror
47.eat rice all the time
48.you hate to waste food.
49.reuse teabags
50.you only make long distance call after 11 pm..

hehehe...we need help