HUMOR: Letter from McCain to Hinkley   

Let me set the background: It's amazing to me how some people have the skill to create humor out of serious stuff and the following is a good example of that. Naturally, it's fictitious. It was my second good laugh of the day. You have to read it all the way through.

John Hinkley Release

NOTE: You might recall that John Hinkley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.
Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous in his twisted mind. He loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as he has now been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

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To: John Hinkley

From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I also want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barrack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a wind storm and we just thought you should know.