Letter from P.Nis to V. Gina. - Enjoy!

> I, the Penis, hereby request a
> raise in salary for the following reasons:
>
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
>
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
> P. Niss
>
> The Response
>
>
> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments
> you have raised, the administration rejects your request for
> the following reasons:
>
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
>
> You do not always follow the orders of the management
> team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
> visiting other locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
> stimulated in order to start working. You leave the
> workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
> such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
> You will retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
> have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all,
> you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the
> workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
>